Platte County

a awesome town just because we kick your ass in every sport doesnt mean you need to get jelous.

platte city KICKS ASS
dont be hatin

by ASS KICKIN PLATTE COUNTIAN October 6, 2003

Lunenburg County

A relatively small (47 000 people) county on Nova Scotia's scenic South Shore. Tourist haven in the summer, cold and bleak in winter. Home of the best beaches in Canada, and weed that flows as plentiful as water. A very exciting place, if you're 90.

Let's go to Lunenburg County and visit the Fisheries Museum of the Atlantic.

by olga bityerkokoff February 23, 2009

Edmonson County

It's a county in Kentucky... and that is honestly about it. Most significant even in the past 10 years? They put in a Subway.

Girl: I'm really bored!
Boy: Well it can't be as boring here as it is in Edmonson County.

by ^.^ >.> <.< ^.^ February 26, 2009

Suffolk County

On Long Island,better than Nassau County. As long as you don't mind the sex offenders.

John: Hey let's go to Suffolk county!
Melody: Okay sounds like a sweet time.

by Caittx February 27, 2009

parker county

A peice of shit county in North-central Texas. It is known for holding countless white trash, chicken fucking, confederate flag waving rednecks, and an endless supply of dabbing wiggers. Its county seat is Weatherford.

"wanna go to Parker county?"
"Are you asking if i wanna fuck chickens? No!"

by Redneck1414 May 23, 2020

Carb County

This is the place where people who are Hench but not Shredded live.

Eating in Caloric excess to accelerate muscle mass gains in bodybuilding can result in a large but undefined physique.

Bodybuilders who possess this bulky but low quality muscle mass are said to be in "Carb County"

"Have you seen Steve these days? He's massive"

"Yeah but he's big but hes got zero definition"

"Yeah he's the mayor of carb county"

by Scaredtoleavethehouse October 15, 2012

Berrien County

The most redneck county in Michigan. Home to towns like Berrien Springs, Niles, Benton Harbor, Saint Joseph, and Sturgis. The people here participate in everyday activities like four wheeling, dirt biking, snowmobiling, and whooping pussy St. Joe boys' asses and stealing their girlfriends. 70% of us don't graduate high school. It's mind boggling how all the FIPS decide it's a good idea to take a trip to Southwest Michigan year after year. Apart from getting shot in Benton Harbor, or getting in a bar fight with a hillbilly, Berrien County is as pure as Pure Michigan gets.

"I love Berrien County, the only thing you can do here is fish, drink, hunt, and if your lucky to be a spoiled rich St. Joe kid, go boating every weekend."

Jim: What did you do this past weekend.
Jerry: Just had a big bonfire and got way too drunk off Terry's homemade 'shine...
Jim: Didn't you do that the past three weekends.
Jerry: UHHHH! I think... Yup

by H0llerBo1)06 April 28, 2022