Conservatious

To be conserving and protecting all things nature; overwhelmingly pro-environment and green.

My love for the land, environment and the outdoors makes me conservatious. I mean, just look at my home grown asparagus.

by NatesDrippin July 29, 2019

Conservadiv

Working / lower middle class tory voter.

Bob the Builder voted for Boris, always knew he was a Conservadiv.

by Gino Farfalle January 12, 2021

conservatitties

A portmanteau of “conservative” and “titties” used to describe the inexplicable phenomenon in which traditional conservative women naturally possess extremely large well shaped breasts.

“abi shapiro has huge conservatitties!”

by Boulderguy888 October 28, 2022

conservatism

Idea that defends absurd things, such as: religions (being that God is unique and one for the whole universe), religious fanaticism, social pressure and obligation to marry, social pressure and obligation to have children and social pressure and obligation to build family.

I am against conservatism.

by QUU9988 April 22, 2023

Conservation of Energy Harnessing

The cosmic grift of making sure every single joule works for you, forever. It’s about building perfectly closed-loop systems where energy is never lost, only transformed and reused indefinitely. Think of a perpetual motion machine, but one that's actually legit because it's a perfectly sealed system in a frictionless environment (like a superconductor ring in space) or one that's constantly topped up by an ambient source like quantum fluctuations. The goal is 100% efficiency, chasing the dream of a machine that, once started, powers itself and its functions for eternity.

Example: "The Dyson Sphere isn't just collecting star juice; it's a masterclass in conservation of energy harnessing. The civilization inside recycles waste heat into light, kinetic energy back into electricity, and even thought into computational work—a perfectly balanced, closed thermodynamic book."

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026

Conservation of Causality Theory

A principle proposing that causality is subject to a conservation law—that the total amount of causal structure in the universe remains constant. Conservation of Causality suggests that you can't create new causes or destroy old effects; you can only rearrange causal relationships. This has implications for time travel (you can't create paradoxes because causality is conserved), for quantum mechanics (entanglement redistributes causality), and for free will (our choices are causal transactions, not violations). It's causality as a budget: you can spend it, but you can't print it.

Conservation of Causality Theory "Time travel stories always have paradoxes—kill your grandfather, you're never born. Conservation of Causality says: can't happen. Causality is conserved; you can't create a loop that breaks the budget. Time travel might be possible, but paradoxes aren't—causality won't allow it."

by Dumu The Void March 5, 2026

Copeservative

1. A conservative with similar mindsets to far-left such as victim positions, virtue signaling, tone policing etc.
2. A political Karen with far-right stances that spreads propaganda and ideology
3. A fragile snowflake who offends left-wing people but gets offended when people joke about their mentalities
4. A person who gets triggered by pronouns and Arabic numerals to the point they want to ban them by law

"Good God, he's such a copeservative that even Jesus Christ himself would lose all faith in humanity after seeing this shit."

"Copeservatism is just another brand of woke of it's own; they are two sides of the same coin."

by Leipis May 2, 2025