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im a computer! -dhmis episode 4 (the computer song :) colin the computer
by colin …ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ March 27, 2022
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Computer virus

A common type of malicious software (malware) that, when executed, replicates itself by inserting copies (possibly modified) into other computer programs, data files or the hard drive's boot sector; if this replication succeeds, the affected areas by it are often said to be "infected". Viruses often perform some types of harmful activities on infected hosts, such as stealing hard drive's space or the CPU time, accessing private/sensitive information, displaying political or humorous messages on the user's screen, spamming their contacts, or logging user's keystrokes. However, not all viruses carry destructive payloads or attempts to hide.

A good majority of them target computers running Windows.

Computer viruses currently cause billions of dollars worth of economic damage. In response, when it was during the 90's decade, it led to the emergence of the billion-dollar antivirus industry, selling anti-malware protection to users.
The Melissa macro virus is the most famous computer virus that appeared on spring of 1999. Other well-known viruses also appeared as well.
by Ryan900USAYT August 29, 2022
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Human Computer

the Act of a genius getting fucked by multiple furries and being forced to recite pi.
Man, I bet Albert Einstein loved being a human computer.
by balltickler69 February 7, 2023
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computer mouse

In the past it was known as an elecronic device used to move the cursor on a computer screen.

It is now only a device for making idiotic puns.
Person: "My computer mouse isn't working"
Person who thinks they are original: "Have you tried giving it cheese? HahhshshsH!H1h1111!"
by Ravenclaw af August 7, 2017
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Computer Mong

A person that spends most of their time on a computer (gaming) and does not the know any different. Does not have the ability to socialize with another human being.
Dave: Yo John, do you know whether George can come out or not? Nah George is a computer Mong.
by Lukeyjoe May 9, 2021
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computing snake

during sex, when you make eye contact with the female trying to find the vagina with your penis, but you can't quite find the opening. However, you refuse to look down, therefore leaving your snake to compute.
goddamit, jarett pulled a computing snake and ended up going soft.
by jarett August 9, 2021
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Gaming computer

Take your average off the Shelf shity computer and give it steroids and you have a gaming PC
Gaming computer in a word are computers that fill in the gap between a average workstation and an IBM supercomputer man has technology advanced over the years gaming PCs are usually preferred to be in very flashy cases with tempered glass and enough shades of red green and blue to light up a room but this is optional but if you're building one and don't have at least Lighting in it your scrub if you want a good example see you GIF down below
by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 February 19, 2019
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