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The Dallas Collection

A very gay card game made by very gay people.
Person A: Hey did you see the new season for The Dallas Collection came out?
Person B: Who are you get out of my house and why are you peeing
by DallasHater6968420 November 6, 2020
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nectar collector

the ultimate name for the vagina, which is meant to collect precious gnad nectar
I cant wait to pollinate that beautiful nectar collector
by mechanix101 June 21, 2016
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The Coolest Gal Around

Jebus
Heysoos
Female Son
Horace Greelie
Sitting Bull
Chief Hearer of Stuff
Ruler of Leprechauns
Merriam
Non-Golden-Golden-Child
JS
JJ
J4
Jessica Jyh-Jeh Jou
You wish you could be The Coolest Gal Around.

Arnold: Hey Mommy! I wanna be The Coolest Gal Around for Halloween!
by UACK December 31, 2003
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collective corners

When someone eats lunch and then 5 hours later there is residue or everything they ate the whole day in condensed form plastered to the corners of their mouth moving slightly when intense words are used.
Jim's collective corners distracted me from the twinkle in his eye.
by MARGE November 18, 2004
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Collecting Apples

people with big bellies look like they've been down to the orchid collecting apples
ayup you been down to the orchid collecting apples?

fuck off!
by fuzzmeister June 6, 2010
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Collectite

The snow and ice that sticks to and hangs down from car wheel wells.
How do you prevent collectites from forming behind your car wheels?
by Armbeau April 21, 2011
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collect-a-cert

A derogatory label for a person who prizes industry certifications above knowledge and capability.

Often such a person will set about collecting as many certifications as they can and proudly display them in their email signature and social network profiles. Typically they have a shallow understanding of areas in which they are certified, and are unable to display significant independent reasoning or understanding in those areas.

May also refer to the act of obtaining an industry certification.

Also known as "pokemon accreditation"; Gotta catch 'em all!
1. "I've interviewed five job applicants and every one of them is a collect-a-cert."

2. "I'm going to have to go 'collect-a-cert' to qualify for the next pay bracket"
by qwak May 9, 2013
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