Clotery

-VERB 1. To clog an artery. 2. To block an open artery. 3. to excessively accumulate junk at an important thruway.

-NOUN 1. A condition of a clogged artery. 2. Style of food served at informal venues (like tailgate parties, happy-hour bar appetizers, family picnics) 3. An accident on a highway that blocks all traffic indefinitely. 4. An expected obstruction at an emergency exit.

1. Wow, that sandwich is a clotery waiting to happen! 2. The tailgate party had a clotery of food choices. 3. The clotery at the emergency exit was caused by a scrum of evacuees and poor planning. 4. The internet clotery was caused by an overwhelming strain on their servers. 5. The convoy was delayed by the clotery caused by fog.

by Keli S Kear January 17, 2011

Cliterdick

When your dick is so small it looks like a cliterus

Man, he's got a cliterdick

by Tacobender September 10, 2012

clue clock

verb: to catch by surprise with a really hard punch or hit, which usually leaves the recipient of the same word (used in noun form) dazed, confused or reeling, or in extreme cases, down or out for the count. The past tense form of the verb is generally representative of a single strike or blow, which effectively and convincingly takes the recipient down and/or out.

She didn't consider herself much of a fighter, but she waited in the dark room, just behind the door, with a cast iron skillet in hand, scared but ready to clue clock her uninvited guest across his forehead, if he proved crazy enough to continue following her around in her own home!

by jOkErrAy December 7, 2016

Cliteracy

To be well versed in all things clitoral. To possess an oral mastery of the clitoris, implying a much deeper knowledge than the ability to merely find it.

At first I wasn't sure things would work out with Charlie, but his cliteracy won me over.

by Powersnatch June 26, 2018

Cliteracy

The ability to locate and identify the clitoris

The cliteracy rate in males is abyssmal

by spacephil March 16, 2018

Caute

Pronounced “C-AH-UTE” this is the version of “Cute” used when you want to emphasise the cuteness of something/someone.

Girl: Do you like this dress?
Boy: OMG YASSSS that is so CAUTE!

by GeorgeFromIT June 21, 2020

chutemai

A dude with a big cock who uses discord way too much.

person 1: wow bro have you seen what guy chutemai?

person 2: no
person 3: YOU FUCKING NN

by ChuteMai June 23, 2020