clutched

when you skip 1:13 with an insane pace

I FUCKING CLUTCHED IT, YEAH BABY, TWO QUICK ONES, LOOK AT THE FUCKING PACE

by king_D__ April 20, 2022

clutch ass move

doing someone a good deed

"Mom, if you make me some cookies, that would be a clutch ass move."

by the hornet76 January 4, 2021

Oral clutching

The act of being shocked when one grasps for something once seen as salacious with their mouth, as if they now deem it normal and important.

Jason once said: “Don’t do any of that oral clutching, like you do your pearls. I can’t stand either. At least a strand of pearls is longer.”

by BuhryanPaynter January 6, 2021

Pop the Clutch

When a male is peeing while standing, realizes that he has to poop, and transitions to a sitting position to finish off the job before flushing

"Hang on bro, I'll be a few minutes longer. Thought I just had to pee, but going to pop the clutch."
"Aiight bro. Just spray something in there."

by TheTiger1889 February 15, 2021

Clutch player

Cian Reddy in any game of seige or basketball

Damn I wish I had the clutch player, Cian on my team

by Jack Brennan March 20, 2021

Clutch

Damian Lillard

Damian Lillard is the Clutchest player playing right now

by Apfh June 2, 2021

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC)

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC) is a condition that occurs when a fan of LeBron James experiences a complete mental breakdown of logic and reality during basketball discussions, particularly involving his greatness. Symptoms include a complete denial of facts, an emotional overreaction to the slightest criticism, and the uncontrollable urge to defend LeBron at all costs, often by resorting to absurd and illogical arguments.

"Yo, someone get this nigga to a hospital QUICK, I think he got that new syndrome 'Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC).'

Dude can’t stop talkin' about LeBron, denying facts and shit... like he’s in a different dimension or somethin'. 😂🏀🧠"

by Guinness718 December 12, 2024