Clemens

Clemens is probably the best dick you are ever going to get. No further explanation needed.

"I can't come to brunch today, I can't walk."
"What happened?"
"His name was Clemens..."

by Nox:tune March 16, 2018

claimedinstinct

The greatest gamer in the planet, a complete god at fornite

Server: *claimedInstinct has joined the game*
Cumsterdestrouer91: holy shit did claimedInstinct just join the game
Fapper106: omg he did
Cumsterdestrouer91: I don’t want to get destroyed... let’s leave this game
Server: *cumsterdestrouer91 and fapper106 have left the game*

by Yungcoleslaw May 16, 2018

Clementact

A portmantau named for Clememtine Ford to describe the tactless, usually foul mouthed, belittling response angry feminazis shout from behind safety of their own keyboards when presented with an opinion that differs from their own.

Person: "l'm transsexual and I know a lot of nice men who've not been selfish. Wake up."

Clementine Ford: "OH FUCK OFF......"

Person: "Spoken with true clementact."

by Without a shirt December 11, 2018

Clementine

When the grapefruit is too big for the male erection.

Girl 1: Did you grapefruit him?
Girl 2: Nah. His dick was too fucking small.

Girl 1: Soooo you used a clementine?

by Rhonda3000 January 23, 2019

Clame

A sexual metaphor; a man wanting to put his penis inside some sea life. By extension, a counter-clame is the deep sexual desire to wish to put sea-life in your rectum.

Vlad: And my Clame is...
Fish: Pardon?

by Jealous Valjer January 30, 2019

Chimera

First B00tL00op T00l for A12 Devices

Press to jailbreak then wait for bootlup (on chimera)

by mantikafasi May 19, 2019

cliception

A clique that contains 1 or more clique.

The cliception was account of the oldest 2 cliques to ever exist.

by Deadric666 March 25, 2019