by Bleat November 29, 2019
Get the Con Clarkmug. by Fredhrueihfhd November 7, 2022
Get the Freddie Clarkemug. audrey writes awesome songs. she's got super cool hair, slappy eyes, and eagle eyebrows. audrey kinda gets like all the guys, ands dating 1 right now. audrey has awesome friends, too. we all love her. (even though she doesn't have friends in the eighth grade ((lol jk)) ) SHE"S SUCH A FREAKInG KOOLKAT!!!! audrey could defeat koolaid man any day, that's how cool she is.
by bear142567 June 2, 2019
Get the audrey clarkmug. A common sexual term in Newfoundland where homosexual men stick their fingers up their ass and claim to not be gay and sexually harass women
by Beltjitsumaster April 27, 2019
Get the Nick clarkemug. heather: Hi Clark
clark: yes yes i know you hate my name
heather: IM SORRY BUT WHO NAMES THEIR KID CLARK BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
clark: sighs
clark: yes yes i know you hate my name
heather: IM SORRY BUT WHO NAMES THEIR KID CLARK BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
clark: sighs
by forky808 November 2, 2020
Get the Clarkmug. Emily is a girl that is so beautiful and attractive that she gives you anxiety. It's almost impossible to look into her eyes when you first meet her. She has a beautiful personality and can be shy sometimes but she doesn't know how shy people are when first meeting her.
"I have a crush on Emily Clarke."
"Oml good taste! She's coming now."
*Heart beats so hard it hurts, breathing intensifies, I look down at the floor in embarrassment thinking that I'm way out her league and should just give up.*
"Haha how'd you do that?"
Emily is in the corner of my eye listening to me talk. I glance at her for a split second, I felt like someone shot me through the heart. Her eyes were like looking at a black hole and seeing another universe. It took under a second to make me feel uncomfortable and embarrassed. My excuse to finish talking is:
"I forgot what to say... *Nervous giggle"
I turn away and start crying from the insecurity building up; "I'm so not good enough! I'm rubbish and I should quit crushing on her!"
"Oml good taste! She's coming now."
*Heart beats so hard it hurts, breathing intensifies, I look down at the floor in embarrassment thinking that I'm way out her league and should just give up.*
"Haha how'd you do that?"
Emily is in the corner of my eye listening to me talk. I glance at her for a split second, I felt like someone shot me through the heart. Her eyes were like looking at a black hole and seeing another universe. It took under a second to make me feel uncomfortable and embarrassed. My excuse to finish talking is:
"I forgot what to say... *Nervous giggle"
I turn away and start crying from the insecurity building up; "I'm so not good enough! I'm rubbish and I should quit crushing on her!"
by LøCl October 7, 2021
Get the Emily Clarkemug. A small town nestled in the asshole of Idaho. These crackheads all live together and with their cousins. Population: 500 not including goats. The chosen mode of transportation is Atvs and lawnmowers. This small town is sad.
by undeadfox March 21, 2022
Get the clark forkmug.