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Carson

CARSON is the SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. He has a MASSIVE COCK and is VERY GOOD AT SEX!!!!!!!!!! HE WILL SEX YOU A LOT AND YOU WILL LOVE IT
girl 1: CARSON HAS A MASSIVE COCK!!
girl 2: I KNOW
boy: IM JELOUS!!!
by Chase2 January 12, 2021
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Carson Howell

A stupid faggot who loves cuddle team leader
“You see carson howell? yeah he’s a faggot”
by lunic January 19, 2022
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Carson

A guy that is super chill, friendly,confident and genuinely a badass. Despite that he can be one of the more sensitive men that you meet, although they would never admit that openly. If you ever get the chance to meet a Carson you shouldn’t pass it up.
Dude1: I wish I was more like Carson he gets all the ladies

Dude2: Seriously though how does he do it
by Anonymous1365 May 7, 2018
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Carson Moment

A Carson Moment is when someone says something (Jokingly or not) pertaining to Grooming, Sexting or anything sexual to do with minors.

The term "Carson Moment" was made after the Youtuber CallMeCarson was accused of Grooming a 16 year old.
Person 1: "I'm gonna go groom some kids now."

Person 2: That's a Carson Moment

Person 1: What?

Person 2: What?
by Jean Arvuckle February 21, 2021
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Carson Albert

A name that only fat ahh dudes have. They have a 90% chance of having autism and not being able to spell. They can’t pull either.
Carson Alberts swears he gets play at the functions.
by Bigpapa7 September 18, 2023
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carson

a midget who plays Fortnite in your room until you die of short-person poisoning.
Carson a piece of shit.
by carsonstinkyatfrt February 27, 2024
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Carson

Super sheltered boy. Likes straw hats. Does NOT know how to rap. Contagiously Christian
Carson: what’s a tampon
Girl 1: *laughs*
Girl 2: *also laughs*
Carson: *confused noise*
by Illfinishthatforya October 26, 2019
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