murkin card protector

A genital wig that is used to protect someones cards while playing poker.

To avoid them being mucked by the dealer.

Dont touch my cards they have a murkin card protector on it.

by Snapple Yoni March 6, 2007

slut card

when a good girl is allowed to be a slut every now and then and no one can give her shit.

I haven't been with a guy in 6 months, imma go wild at this party tonight and use my slut card.

by biiznatch February 10, 2009

crip card

Crip card is a term originated in Northern Calif Bay Area that refers to the blue handicap placard that you put in your windshield that indicates your handicap and thus allowed to park in the designated handicap spots.

..." Kara I am going into the city can I borrow your crip card so I can find easy and free parking"?

by TimCargile August 26, 2013

pull her card

when someone checks you, or calls you out
getting your 'hoe' card pulled

She looked at my dude so I had to pull her card

by Catdogg November 16, 2006

dick credit card

When a man takes his full erect penis and swipes it like a credit card between a male or female's ass cheeks

the guy i was with last night gave me a dick credit card

by Bungmangler April 23, 2007

swipe card

Passing an object through someone's butt crack when they are not looking.

I took that badminton rackett and gave him a swipe card.

by Shawn Maglicic May 22, 2005

Credit Card Game

Gambling with a group of friends to pay for food, by placing a credit card from everyone in the bill and telling your server to pick one at random.

"Man, I lost a credit card game last night. There were six of us at The Cheesecake Factory and the bill was $150"

by angrycalf February 14, 2012