CAP Bitch

When your GF/BF text's you in CAPs to "yell" at you and even though you know it's only text it still pisses you off.

Joe M: Dude, wtf.
Me: What?

Joe M: my GF is text yelling at me again!
Me: You've been CAP bitched

by RaulSkee October 17, 2015

cap the fag

A short version of saying capture the flag.

Person 1: "Ayo fam you tryna play cap the fag?"
Person 2: "Bet"

by Joseph24689 August 15, 2017

Cap racism

PEOPLE THAT DOESN'T LIKE WHEN A GUY WRITTES IN CAPS

1. HELLO
2. Don't use caps omg.
1. WHY THO
2. it's annoying
1. OH, YOU'RE A CAP RACIST THEN?

That's Cap racism. Every game has a strict use of caps, stop it, let caps be free.

by GAS BOIA! March 31, 2018

Cap'n Craig

A Cap'n Craig is when someone takes a blarp on your pair of cowboy boots.

Hey man looks like Brady cap'n craiged you.

by juicyjay0893 September 16, 2018

Cap Star General

A person who lies consistently to the point where they think that they may be fooling someone, but in reality they aren't. And when they are called out they play the victim card. 9/10 times this person was special to you.

Derrick is the new cap star general.

by Senseiofwavvysensei October 8, 2019

CAP 2

The career path at Walmart that stocks the shelves of Non-frozen/refrigerated food, paper products like tissues and paper towels, and chemicals. But they also can be putting back returned items or unloading trucks, even maybe register duty if trained. But Cap 2 is primarily the food stockers. (Honestly it isn't such a nice position, I want to leave)

Where do you work? :Mary
I work for Walmart :John
What do you do? :Mary
I'm CAP 2 :John
What? :Mary
I stock shelves :( :John

by Walmart-employee November 15, 2019

Cap Factory

A place in which a person who frequently caps, works. The workplace specifically designed for liars.

Adrian: Heh you are a bitch
Dylan: You must work at the Cap Factory because you be hella cappin'

by TrapMaster27 February 25, 2020