Canoeing

A bizarre, awful sex move that no one asked for and no one wanted except one psychopath. Missionary position except the man is kneeling instead of laying on top of his partner and for some strange reason he keeps grabbing their legs and moving side to side, like he's trying to rock a canoe.

(After being rocked side to side half a dozen times.) Are you really canoeing me again, you maniac?

by LunarKitty79 September 26, 2025

Douche Canoe

Douche Canoe (noun): A self-absorbed, obnoxious individual who drifts through life on a raft of arrogance, bad takes, and an utter lack of self-awareness. Often mistaken for a human, but upon closer inspection, closely resembles a sentient, poorly groomed toe with an attitude problem because he likely sat on a pinecone.

Example: Kyle, the human embodiment of a stubbed toe, leaned back in his chair, manspreading like he was claiming land, and loudly explaining why everyone else was wrong about literally everything. Between flexing his "elite genetics" (despite looking like a swollen big toe) and hitting on anything that moved, he remained blissfully unaware that the entire room was desperately hoping for a strong gust of wind to carry his douche canoe far, far away.

by Sassenach March 14, 2025

I Cano Feel Estu Ojo

I Cano Feel Estu Ojo

I Cano Feel Estu Ojo

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

Dream Canoe

A person considered exceptionally good looking and enjoys banter. Must be a minimum of 5’8 ft.

Dude, That Hazel sure is such a dream canoe.

by Dreamyboat July 28, 2024

Douche canoe

An arrogant ignorant individual that is causing the rest of the world as much pain as possible somebody who’s over the top worse than it a regular douche bag he’s the douche of all douche someone think they’re entitled arrogant selfish

You’re sure a huge douche canoe a flop, woman abuser, narcissistic, asshole that feels entitled feels like you don’t have to work. You can just mooch off of everybody piece of shit. Father doesn’t take care of any responsibilities and bitches and complains about everything that’s not given to them, arrogant useless heartless, and the only thing that they have going for them is their sexual attachment that their parents gave them a person that gets their dick from their mom and not their dad.

Man Ricky, why do you gotta be such a douche canoe?

by Dick Michael Miller March 27, 2025

Doge canoe

Elon Musk and any of his acolytes.

So what did the Doge canoe have to say today?

The doge canoe is paying voters to vote.

by Larry Loon March 30, 2025

The salty canoe

The act of motor boating her pussy after first orgasming in her

After first cumming in his girlfriend, Jake gave her the salty canoe

by Nauti Crab April 10, 2025