Café Owner

A group of people on stan twitter.

Someone can become one by joining one of our groupchats and then putting "café owner" in their name.
The café owners stan Lana Del Rey, Nicki Minaj, Marina and Lorde.
The café owners will drag anyone that goes against them 👁️
The use of "👁️" means they see you and will drag you the next time you try it.

Dm @bustedew, @ fiftysbaby @nosoylaprincesa

The original café owner is @fiftysbaby.

Don't drag café owners, they'll end you 👁️

by Nickicafe June 1, 2019

Fatz Cafe

Fatz Cafe is a chain of restaruants found in the southeast United States.
The first Fatz Cafe opened in a converted peach shed in Spartanburg, South Carolina, in November 1988.
Today, Cafe Enterprises, Inc. owns and operates 45 Fatz Cafes.
Fatz cafe specializes in low country southern food.

Hey dude lets go eat at Fatz Cafe later and eat three hundred poppy seed rolls.

by MadiGrind October 17, 2008

cafe 'o' lait

A Mixed person, usually with skin the color of coffee with milk, or Cafe 'o' lait.

" that girls pretty fine, her skin looks like a Cafe 'o' lait."
"yeah, i'd tap that."

by Amaya Maurie March 21, 2008

Caffeine drip

A literal IV drip filled with caffeine. Apparently, a caffeine drip is not a joke.

I myself can't quit caffeine. I was in withdrawal so badly during surgery that I could not hold down even water as much. They literally had to hook me up to a caffeine drip. The drip rate was two hours instead of one hour because the nurse did not want to blow out my vein.

by Nickidewbear May 11, 2014

Caffeinessed

The action of accomplishing a goal solely due to the aid of caffeine.

"Wait, you actually finished the final paper?"
"8 cups of coffee and I caffeinessed it."

by mo's handle July 3, 2017

bru bru caffers

the place where you go to eat turkey sandwiches and sun chips and smoothies at UCLA. also, the name of a song in a soon to be made musical about the dining services at ucla.

meet me at bru bru caffers!

or

bru bru caffers is for lovers.

by bruin subz r gross July 28, 2008

cafeing

cafeing is when someone laughs or breathes into a bowl or other smoking device resulting in the weed and ashes to be blown all over.

also when someone drops your weed on the ground.

also can be noun "cafer"

or verb "cafe" "cafed"

pronounced "kayf"

example 1
guy #1 drops bag of weed on ground while taking a hit.

guy #2 "Dude why are you always cafeing with my weed?!"

example 2
guy#1 tells a funny joke

guy#2 laughs and blows weed out of bowl

guy#1 Dude why do you always cafe in my car?

by Deadmoose August 30, 2009