Cocklear

Someone who is a pretentious douche; usually gets banned off of social media sites due to the bullshit they spout.

"Did you hear about the guy making fun of Paul Walker's death? He's such a cocklear."

by Sarin Sunday December 1, 2013

cockledragger

a man who leads a donkey by tugging on the donkeys dick and leads said animal in the direction in which he wants the animal to go.

Kyle the farmer is known for being a cockledragger

by The king Friday May 11, 2014

Crackle-Smackin

One is crackle-smackin when wearing a new set of veneers that are much appreciated by homeboys, haters, and ratchets of the community... The veneers must be made of porcelain (known by some as crackleware) and emit a florescent glow when compared to it's immediate surroundings.

The -smackin suffix refers to the proximity of the veneers to the lips and mouth

Person one: Ay mang, what dat be?!?! Da po-po spotlight o something?!

Person two: Naw G, that Rae Rae new grill n shit!Think he dropped a band on dem thangs...

Person one: Crackle-smackin!!

by Grumshot October 8, 2014

Cockleech

A woman who financially drains a man without providing anything, sexual or otherwise to the relationship.

Matt's fiance Krista doesn't work, has no kids, is addicted to opiates, doesn't put out, and has a terrible shopping habit, what a cockleech!

by darkangeline September 2, 2014

cuckle

A guyanese word for a female who engages in sexual activities for food or electronics.

Jack, do you see that cuckle with her new blackberry?

by ifyouonlyknow July 31, 2015

Crackle Spackle

A rather simple way to block the view of some ones's plumber's crack. Wipe a blob and stick it where you can no longer view the specimen.

Wow man....that dude could use some Crackle Spackle....

by Samerella October 7, 2016

Cuckle

An Onisionspeaks fan, also may be known as a banana

Onision is the cucklord and we are his cuckles

by Cuckle August 2, 2016