canked

An uncomfortable position where one's head is turned to the side at an angle of more than 30 degrees.

Me: Why are you walking like that?
You: I slept last night with my head canked on the couch.
Me: ok...still - why are you walking like that?

by jdiggy July 26, 2006

Caked

A psychological phenomenon produced only by a sticky green plant, but more so then just the average high, lets put it like this: When your cookin up somthing in the oven it takes a little while for the batter to cook, but for it to become an actual cake, you gotta give it some time. smoke a bowl, youre baked, smoke a cuad, and your caked!

Man im blazed right now, but if we finish this off i might reach that undescribeable caked feeling

Dude i dont even know who or where i am right now! you got me, im caked off my ass

by LouManChuu October 1, 2009

Cucked

Basically it means you are comepletely fucked up

Bruh, your actually cucked right now

by Gerald Ortiz November 15, 2019

get cucked

Getting owned by a Weeabo

"Get cucked" son,
he got cucked really good by that Monkey person

by MonkeySpanx February 8, 2017

Half-Cocked Vagina Monster

An insult towards half cocked people, who sometimes are vagina monsters.

You're a half-cocked vagina monster.

Hey, look at that half-cocked vagina monster!

I'm a half-cocked vagina monster and I'm proud of it!

by The Dick Squatting Cum Bucket January 27, 2009

Cocked

Getting rammed in the rear.

That young fellow just got cocked in the ass.

by Kent May 6, 2003

caked

To get knocked the fuck out.

Damn rogue, did you see dat foo, Mark get caked by Damon.

by Darryl April 23, 2003