Computer

1. Porn machine.

2. Matchmaking device for pedophiles.

Computers: My Anti-Roofy.

by LilithXIII May 20, 2011

Computer

One who computes.

Bob: What is your occupation?

John: I'm a computer. I solve math problems.

by Punstar February 14, 2012

AP Computer Science

A programming class that also emphasizes object-oriented programming methods, algorithms, and problem solving. Also you try to learn something useful but your teacher leaves half-way through the semester, so your old Computer Programming teach with zero experience takes over and helps in no way possible. You try your best to pass but no matter what, you're going to fail.

Jacob: You do the AP Computer Science homework?

Kyle: Haha what homework?

Nick: Why even do it? No one is passing with this goof teaching the class.

by nobrows April 28, 2017

(Internet-connected) Computer

An invention made to make humans speak less personally and socialize on a non-face-to-face manner. It is used as a part of dating/relationship. It is used as a means of looking up your crush(es). Also, referred to as an invention of demons.

Is that an (internet-connected) computer?
Do you have an internet-connected computer?

by solvictus November 30, 2009

apple computer

A computer that requires the use of special software to run any application. Is good for editing movies ;). It sucks overall

this apple computer is a piece of crap

by w1ck3d July 2, 2003

apple computer

Piece of crap

"Wow my apple computer is quite comparable to a piece of crap"

by yerp July 3, 2003

apple computer

Proof from the mechanical world that good looks does not equal ability to do even the simplest tasks.

My PC may not look like that Mac, but at least I can watch my crap in peace.

by PetesWayUK July 3, 2003