1. n. A fail that occurs in a situation where being clutch is of the utmost importance.
2. v. To perform a clutch fail.
2. v. To perform a clutch fail.
1. Football announcer: Williams drops back in the pocket, looks around, he decides to run... He might get to the end zone... Oh! He tripped at the 1 yard line! What a clutch fail!
2. Announcer #2: Oh, I can't believe it! He clutch failed!
2. Announcer #2: Oh, I can't believe it! He clutch failed!
by nogotti August 22, 2011
Get the clutch fail mug.It's the 1990s version of "Clutch the Pearls", except used by jewish people to show (pretend) they are shocked or appalled.
United Nations: Israel is undeniably committing genocide.
Benjamin Netanyahu: Clutch the Diamonds! How dare you say that, even if it's true.
Rest of the world: *Not shocked*
Benjamin Netanyahu: Clutch the Diamonds! How dare you say that, even if it's true.
Rest of the world: *Not shocked*
by Stanly5 September 24, 2025
Get the Clutch the Diamonds! mug.by MamaNasty July 8, 2023
Get the Clutch mug.1)When that cocky dick presses the wrong button and wins the game.That's a white guy clutch.
2)When ur nigga got u coverd in a fight a saves you from going to jail again.Typical black guy clutch.
3)When ur mom makes you a curry and u couldnt buy any food as you spent it on sandles for mosque.Typical brown guy clutch.
1)Mom get my iPhone 7 camera I just clutched for are team!
2)Dad....No mom get the iPhone Jordans camera this nigga saved my crusty ass.
3)Mom get the taxi u legend I bought sandles as u made the curry so now I can blow myself up more comfor table and I can then suck Allah's tiny dick.
2)When ur nigga got u coverd in a fight a saves you from going to jail again.Typical black guy clutch.
3)When ur mom makes you a curry and u couldnt buy any food as you spent it on sandles for mosque.Typical brown guy clutch.
1)Mom get my iPhone 7 camera I just clutched for are team!
2)Dad....No mom get the iPhone Jordans camera this nigga saved my crusty ass.
3)Mom get the taxi u legend I bought sandles as u made the curry so now I can blow myself up more comfor table and I can then suck Allah's tiny dick.
1)Mom get my iPhone 7 camera I just clutched for are team!
2)Dad....No mom get the iPhone Jordans camera this nigga saved my crusty ass.
3)Mom get the taxi u legend I bought sandles as u made the curry so now I can blow myself up more comfor table and I can then suck Allah's tiny dick.
2)Dad....No mom get the iPhone Jordans camera this nigga saved my crusty ass.
3)Mom get the taxi u legend I bought sandles as u made the curry so now I can blow myself up more comfor table and I can then suck Allah's tiny dick.
by Ur nans nigga March 6, 2017
Get the Clutch mug.by king_D__ April 20, 2022
Get the clutched mug.The Clutchest of all Daddy's. Known for having the best dick in the clan and being the sexiest in the clan as well which is why he's referred to as Daddy. Is the master of clutching rounds of search and destroy when the rest of the clan shits the bed. This act is also known as a Clutch Daddy Experience. Overall Clutch Daddy is the sexiest and best asset a clan can have.
"Oh my gosh it's a 1v4 who's left? Oh thank God it's Clutchy Daddy! Give them that Clutch Daddy experience!"
by ClutchestDaddy January 20, 2024
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