“Broo i think that edible kicked in... my highs closed, and I can’t get them open.”
*Friend saying some shit*
Waoh stop. Repeat what you just said. My highs closed and I’m trying to squeeze my butt cheeks together both one at a time and simultaneously.
*Midnight McDonlads Run*
Drive Thru worker: highs closed
You: highs closed
*Friend saying some shit*
Waoh stop. Repeat what you just said. My highs closed and I’m trying to squeeze my butt cheeks together both one at a time and simultaneously.
*Midnight McDonlads Run*
Drive Thru worker: highs closed
You: highs closed
by tap-dncr22 April 06, 2019
by Hearse November 27, 2021
When your mom told you to go to sleep hours ago, but you decided you would stay up and play video games and you hear her coming down the hall, so you put everything down and act asleep. You wait until you hear the door open and shut to start moving again. But, surprise, surprise, she shut the door, and stayed inside your room, and caught you red handed.
Man, I'm sorry you had to hear me scream while my mom beat my ass last night, but she did that "fake door close" on me.
by GraysenGG July 23, 2023
Vincent: Don't pull the trigger, Matt! The show must go on!
Matt: And soon, the curtains will close. *PULLS THE TRIGGER*
Matt: And soon, the curtains will close. *PULLS THE TRIGGER*
by mr no name kid February 21, 2017
Here's a sentence using "sail close to the wind":
The politician's campaign ads sailed close to the wind with their negative attacks on the opponent.
The politician's campaign ads sailed close to the wind with their negative attacks on the opponent.
by Arminkshipper July 25, 2024
Closed circuit slut;
Someone who fucks a handful of people exclusively but haves their own place/independence.
Someone who fucks a handful of people exclusively but haves their own place/independence.
She's been fucking the same 7 guys exclusively since middleschool, talk about a closed circuit slut.
by Alice Underland January 25, 2019
A poverty stricken area with dangerously high crime rates. A community of troubled individuals who neighbour Lower Pennlea Road, and bring the reputation of Weston to an all time low.
‘You are so Chandler Close’
Basically the worst insult you can ever receive. It insults you personhood and everything you stand for
Basically the worst insult you can ever receive. It insults you personhood and everything you stand for
by frozen tan May 06, 2021