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Cardio

Masturbation... Stimulation of ones own genatalia for the sole purpose of releasing seamen and stress away into the great beyond that is ones own sock.
Cardio...Cardio...CARDIO!!!! Hmmmm.... This sock may need washing, but its probably good for another run.
by Willy Sanchez December 4, 2003
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Cardio vascular hepatitis z

Its a disease from bramble Bush , when you do a 360 no-scope and say "ha ha , yh man" then get tea bagged by the bramble , then it gives you the disease which makes you retarded and think you are a hot air balloon
One day , in the land of fairy's , a young boy approached an odd shaped bramble bush , then he approached it and had a sneek insight , with force the persuasion of the bramble Bush dragged in the young boy and made him do a certain amount of out of the ordinary kind of stuff , which then led him to having Cardio vascular hepatitis z.
by Adolfhitlersrealdad-11 November 18, 2017
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Cardi party

by Hdeafwr July 20, 2018
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Cardinal

If you want a girl to roast you then this is the girl for you. She’s savage af. Good luck trying to win an argument against her. Has the best comebacks. The cutest with the most adorable giggle ever.
“Cardinal is so cute”

”Sorry ‘medical student’ just doesn’t fit the requirements we’re looking for”

“Okay well you have the intelligence of a squirrel so hop off my dick”

“Tell that bitch Martha how it really is”

Impossible cardio”
“Fuk u RoboCop”
by Phowl318 August 26, 2018
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Cardi Broken

When you feel broken inside after listening to too much Cardi B
Dont you dare put kodak yellow again, I already feel Cardi Broken
by Sully van August 4, 2019
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Cardi-ology

the study of American rapper, Cardi B's influence in music, social issues and her philosophy on human relationships
Conservatives talking so much about WAP, they got a degree in Cardi-ology .
by Neonbohemian August 14, 2020
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cardi s

the most sexy cool hilarious beautiful and amazing rapper out there. inspired by cardi b.
guy 1: "dang, this song is so good. is it cardi b?"
guy 2: "nah i think it's called SAP by cardi s."

guy 1: "oh wow, this girl is so awesome and cool. i wanna be just like cardi s."

guy 2: "i gotta go get me some cardi s."
by cardi s January 17, 2021
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