by rolitaz November 17, 2004
Get the cachaco mug.The process if taking a massive runny shit without wiping, so you get dried poo on the gooch hair,thus resembling a cactus.
'Hey Pennington! Check out my gooch cactus, is it as spiky as yours?
No Joe, it isnt, ihave seven days worth of gooch cactus on me!'
No Joe, it isnt, ihave seven days worth of gooch cactus on me!'
by penno May 3, 2008
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A cacker can be considered another word for chav. Being New Forest born and bred, the word cacker is used to describe people who could be considered scum, low-life, or simply a gypo. My parents (also from Hampshire/the New Forest area) also used the word cacker many moons ago.
Look at the cacker.
What a cacker.
I've just been to the supermarket, and my god it was full of cackers!
What a cacker.
I've just been to the supermarket, and my god it was full of cackers!
by John January 14, 2004
Get the cacker mug.by Mitchelll September 3, 2006
Get the cack joust mug.A foul, sulphric, egg smelling burp produced by a vile person. usually produced from shit back up. Also called the backwards fart. Rare condition
by biddup March 30, 2010
Get the caca burp mug.Jake tried to get to the bathroom to take a shit but couldn't make it on time and shit himself while dancing, or in other words, the caca jamjam.
by slimz July 14, 2006
Get the caca jamjam mug.Vagina that has been shaved but now has a 5 oclock shadow and prickles your face like a cactus while eating a girl out.
Ryan "Hey did you eat out Taylor last night?"
Jimmy "yeah...it sucked...she had a cactus vagina."
Ryan "thats the pits bro"
Jimmy "yeah...it sucked...she had a cactus vagina."
Ryan "thats the pits bro"
by theman9998743892 January 30, 2010
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