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by drunkstudent February 26, 2009
Fear of buses or going on a bus because you are afraid you may possibly be mugged, stabbed, shot or robbed
by Yeet kilz June 28, 2023
Bus Parkour is a game that all bus drivers play but still deny playing it.
The game begins when two buses following the same route are within 1 or 2 stops range between each other.
The objective of the game is to get to the end of the route before the other bus. If a passenger wants to get off the bus or a passenger wants to get on the bus at a bus stop, the bus must stop at the bus stop and let them on/off.
It is this principle that brings the parkour element into play as both buses are overtaking each other as the route is followed up until the final stop (In the sense that the buses are "jumping over each other" as in parkour).
This can cause massive frustration for passengers both on and off the bus as Bus Parkour can slow down the journey and/or make the even later as they already are.
The game begins when two buses following the same route are within 1 or 2 stops range between each other.
The objective of the game is to get to the end of the route before the other bus. If a passenger wants to get off the bus or a passenger wants to get on the bus at a bus stop, the bus must stop at the bus stop and let them on/off.
It is this principle that brings the parkour element into play as both buses are overtaking each other as the route is followed up until the final stop (In the sense that the buses are "jumping over each other" as in parkour).
This can cause massive frustration for passengers both on and off the bus as Bus Parkour can slow down the journey and/or make the even later as they already are.
Dude 1: Why were you so late man?
Dude 2: The bus drivers were playing fucking bus parkour
Dude 1: Fuck I hate it when that shit happens
Dude 2: The bus drivers were playing fucking bus parkour
Dude 1: Fuck I hate it when that shit happens
by JimmyRussell October 29, 2012
by Dr. Graves February 04, 2015
by CBone78 September 15, 2017
A person who Drives around in a bus pretending to sell pies, but as soon as a child comes near he steals them then trades them for Camels for his "sexual" pleasure
by The Py-Bus Investiagator June 07, 2006