That one uncle that tells offensive, dark, or just racist jokes to his brother's or sister's kids, usually jokes he doesn't tell his own kids.
Dad: "Where did you hear that from?"
Son: "Uncle Bruce told me that joke."
Dad: "Don't talk to your Uncle Bruce anymore!"
Son: "Uncle Bruce told me that joke."
Dad: "Don't talk to your Uncle Bruce anymore!"
by TheDeadYeti November 26, 2023
Get the Uncle Brucemug. Upon either arriving extremely late or leaving extremely early from work commitments (And in most cases both). And then having a wealth of excuses for this behaviour.
by Foxies1 February 20, 2023
Get the Brucing Itmug. by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Call Me Walter Bruce Willies Through Pamela Isley<.7.9.76.>mug. A very popular singer-songwriter from NJ his music is very good but is well known for his outspoken left-leaning politics which is ironic because his audience mostly consists of white conservative middle-aged dads from his home state NJ
by nymfan March 7, 2024
Get the Bruce Springsteenmug. A pejorative term for a white person who does something that is outdone or done better by a black person. Based upon the 80s piano rocker Bruce Hornsby, who scored a hit with the song "The Way It Is" which was later sampled and practically re-created by 2Pac years later.
Elvis Presley: Ain't nothin' but a hound dog, cryin' all the time-
Black Musician: Naw, naw, naw man this is how you sing it
*Black person performs a superior rendition*
Elvis Presley: Wow...that was uh...
Black Musician: Amazing? Yeah.
Elvis: Well yeah.
Black Musician: Take that ya Bruce Hornsby
Black Musician: Naw, naw, naw man this is how you sing it
*Black person performs a superior rendition*
Elvis Presley: Wow...that was uh...
Black Musician: Amazing? Yeah.
Elvis: Well yeah.
Black Musician: Take that ya Bruce Hornsby
by CYFLover December 4, 2012
Get the Bruce Hornsbymug. by Sunshine puddin February 21, 2024
Get the Bruce-WAYNEmug. Noun: a person who effortlessly outdoes everyone. He/she never tries but always succeeds at the highest levels. No one can explain where Bruce's all-around competency and effectiveness come from, and Bruce would find a way to expertly dodge the question and make you feel trite if you brought it up. Don't bother trying to get tips or mentorship; you would already know if you were a Bruce.
Verb: to be a Bruce--in general or in a situation-specific way. To effortlessly triumph.
Verb: to be a Bruce--in general or in a situation-specific way. To effortlessly triumph.
Noun: "I wish I could be more of a Bruce, but usually I'm overextending to get shitty results."
Verb: "I Bruced that diorama, that test, that final, that LSAT, MCAT, SAT, CFP, CFA, that presentation, that sales target, on those athletic fields, etc.. People say I'm more of a Chad than Chad. I spend my time 'pulling my pud' and all my goals just happen. I'm probably a Bruce."
Verb: "I Bruced that diorama, that test, that final, that LSAT, MCAT, SAT, CFP, CFA, that presentation, that sales target, on those athletic fields, etc.. People say I'm more of a Chad than Chad. I spend my time 'pulling my pud' and all my goals just happen. I'm probably a Bruce."
by Tex Tile May 5, 2022
Get the Brucemug.