bonk

noun. 1) Penis 2)Sex

1) Look at the size of his bonk. 2) I want to bonk you.

by sillylittlefatman April 1, 2009

bonk

not worth the time; lame; boring and uneventful

I went to Chuck Norris party, but left because it was bonk.

by PBJT August 1, 2008

Stone bonker

A person who by over consumption of cannabis is reduced to talking utter rubbish or making non-sensical statements even while not neccessarily being under the influence of said substance. Person who speaks as though they regularly use cannabis even though they may not.

Stone Bonker: If Princess Diana had been a stronger person she would have survived that accident.

You: You're a complete stone bonker.

See stoner

by Jodders September 29, 2009

bonk

to descibe a drug in a weak manner or say that it dosn't work

vanessa:that thizz we popped last night was hella bonk.

jordan:unless your dieing on the ground, you think everything is bonk

by ex-con December 31, 2005

bronkema

A bronkema is some one who has a swagtastic hair cut and likes big bootayyy and drinks monster

Hey, I heard that the new kid, Dylan is a bronkema

by swag dog345 April 23, 2014

Bronkonian

A person from the Bronks.

Git da fook outta heur ya fookin bronkonian!

by Bmorr001 February 25, 2015

Bronks

In the Middle of the Universe a creature with power arose from slumber, The Omnissiah dubbed him his name as Bronks. He is the found leader of the "Children of the Omnissiah" who worship Bronks as the Almighty. His power is untouchable by all and his charisma is high.

Bronks is king, Bronks son of the Omnissiah, The leader of Machine, Lord Bronks

by Bronks October 17, 2020