portuguise breakfast

a sexual act wher the man craks eggs into a womans vagina and has sex with her thus scammbeling them. when the man ejaculates in her pour them into a pan and cook them. serve to some unlucky soul and enjoy. ;)

my wife and i severd our neighbor a portuguise breakfast after his dog pooped on our lawn.

by Jeff Young June 2, 2007

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hot breakfast

: the act of smoking marijuana in the morning. see wake and bake

"Here comes the Fonz, sure looks like started the day with a Hot Breakfast!"

by Dinky Partridge October 12, 2009

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Pirate's Breakfast

A breakfast concoction consisting of Cap'n Crunch cereal floating in Captain Morgan or Admiral Nelson rum.

I've heard of starting early, but can you believe he's having a Pirate's Breakfast on a Tuesday morning!?

by Shile July 12, 2007

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Breakfast Drink

Vodka mixed into a almost half bottle of Tropicana Orange Juice.

Breakfast Drink

1. Almost Half bottle of Tropicana Orange Juice
2. Any Vodka
3. Pour as much vodka into the Orange Juice
4. Drink and enjoy

by Oooo weeee November 11, 2012

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breakfast coat

A cheap, thin, fuzzy blanket you wear while eating breakfast in the morning because it's so effing cold. Probably because mama can't pay the heating bill.

Put on your breakfast coats children and gather round the table. Mama's got gruel with bacon drippings for breakfast.

by Doomie January 29, 2015

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