Slut Before Nuts

just like boys have “bro before hoes” girls have “sluts before nuts” slut being your friends and nuts being boys

Nah I don’t need a boyfriend, slut before nuts

by Thepig04 November 17, 2018

bellas before fellas

the female version for bros before hoes
it means don't let your besties down for some boy

friends before boyfriends

Mark: hi! Do you wanna go have dinner sometime?
Lola: no thanks. Bellas before fellas 🙂

by Lorelai lisbon July 9, 2020

Best before

An item is at its best between certain times. It will still be good after is best before date, just not as good and not for as long.

Honey does not have a best before date

by Stankygirl. 67 September 6, 2020

Mad Boore

Someone who thinks they can operate a rig but just fuck it every time

Mad Boore has fucked it again

by Kangaskidsteer April 7, 2021

Besties before testies

Another way of saying, bro’s before hoes or sisters before misters.

Bestie 1: I saw him kick a poodle. He’s horrible
Bestie 2: What? No you didn’t. You’re lying.
Bestie 1: no I’m serious, remember, besties before testies. Trust me.

by Bananastation August 26, 2021

Run Before You Can Walk

What idiots say when they don't know the actual term.

Noah: I want to be a billionaire.
Tom: You'll never be a billionaire.
Noah: You have to run before you can walk.
Tom: That makes no sense

by FadeWade November 3, 2021

Homo before 99

The act of being/acting in a homosexual way before the age of 99

Punishable by death

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Man 1: bro I had gay sex last night

Man 2: bro that’s illegal because your not 99 yet

Man 1: please don’t kill me for being homo before 99

by Homob499 January 31, 2022