reverse upperdecker blumpkin

Recieving a blumpkin while taking an upperdecker with the person performing the blumpkin turned around backwards on the toilet sucking you off and simulaneously taking a shit.

That was some fucked up shit last night, I can't believe your mom gave me a reverse upperdecker blumpkin.

by don von donnie March 17, 2008

casa blumpkin

getting your dick sucked while taking a dump on the roof of your house

casa blumpkin

by marshallgiven August 20, 2011

blumpey

A ho sucks your dick while you take a shit.

After that blumpey I felt daaamn good; I lost my spunk and my shit at one sitting!

by B-Town May 12, 2003

Blumpkin Parade

Three or more people simultaniously recieving blumpkins in the same public restroom

Hollywood, Caio, and Tim had a blumpkin parade at wal-mart

by Jonathon M May 15, 2007

blumpkin flippity flop exteme

to perform the sixty nine position whilst one partner is deficating.

Last night Geoff broke the toilet while trying a blumpkin flippity flop exteme on his dirty man bitch and got a little shit splashed on his face.

by Geoff West, David Jones, Stevin Williams, Curtis Chappell November 22, 2007

blumpkin gnome

a small gnome like creature normally dutch that prances around while someone is receiving a blumpkin dressed in a leopard skin bra singing songs and wearing friends moms thongs

damn, marisa gamble sure is a blumpkin gnome.

by holden mcgroine February 16, 2009

blumpkin

receiving oral sex while taking a shit.
see also: crumpkin

she agreed to give me a blumpkin as long as hot karl came to visit.

by nipplefish April 8, 2004