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bluey

noun: A 16 year old male with no aspirations in life other than to touch dogs, manipulate friends and drag them to rock bottom, framing his friends, drawing furry porn, and sucking dog dicks at a trailer park.

verb: To put peanut butter on your dick and let your dog lick it off.
"bro when you bluey"

guy: yo that guy was molesting male dogs

guy 2: ew he's such a bluey, i heard he touches kids too

"he's blueying dem kids bro"

"i'm a furry, and i like to bluey."
by Scarfy101 August 7, 2021
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blueberry pancake

This will hurt somebody's feelings. You will laugh, they will cry.
if you REALLY REALLY don't like somebody, call them a BLUEBERRY PANCAKE.
but if you just don't like them, call them a pancake.
by Tori^Brittany November 23, 2007
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blueberry

instead of BLACKBERRY, west-coast wannabe socialites who don't have a clue what they're talking about use this term

it can also be used by the wannabe rich-boy playa who is actually so broke, he recently had to give up his pager after failing to pay another monthly bill.
Nancy: "Hey should we call up Trevor and invite him to go to the movies with us tonight?"

West coast wannabe socialite: "hold on, i'll text him on my blueberry"

Nancy: "your... what??"

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James: "Hey sup? Should we call up some girls and invite them to Larry's party tomorrow?"

Wannabe rich-boy playa who is poverty stricken: "Ye yee... I'll ring 'em up on my bluberry fo sho"

James: "Don't you mean blackberry?"

Wannabe rich-boy play who is poverty stricken: "Uh...Naw dawg, I got myself a blueberry... they're da bomb in Dubai"
by Mimz P December 15, 2008
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bluey

Got Change Of A Bluey So I Can Buy That Gram 'O' Weed Kidda!
by Scott February 28, 2005
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Blueball

Blueball is a game similar is walley but it must be played against a small step with a small (preferably blue) ball.

Aim of the game: Kick the ball at the step.

Rules.
1. Two Player Game.
2. Must be played on work breaks.
3. True blueball is played whilst both players are smoking, however this rule can be broken if playing with a non-smoker.
4. If you hit the step, you gain a point, if you miss the step, your opponent gains a point.
5. Once you reach 10 points you then must win two shots in a row to win the game.

Blueball Glossary:

First Foot; The first kick of each round, the very first foot of the game is decided at random, after this the loser of the point takes the first foot in the next round.

Blueballed; if there is an obsticle in the way of the step, similiar to being snookered.

Blueshit; if the ball lands in shit.

Shitfaced; if a Blueshit ball hits a player in the face. (also works with shitleg, shithand, shitarse, shithead.)

Blueroad; if the Blueball goes onto the road.

Blueslip; if a player slips over when playing.

Bluedrained; if a player has to take a shot from a drain.

In The Rough; if a player finds themself having to take a shot from rough terrain.
We were playing BlueBall on a break at work when the ball became BlueShit, and then player one was Shitfaced, then player two had a Blueslip in the shit!
by dannyboy0487 January 20, 2011
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blueblurr

The 'receiver' of two gay men. Gets his ass rammed repeatedly.
"Hackfire got sent to jail and they made him bend over and take it like Andy Conrad. That blueblurr takes on so much dick he needs a t-shirt that says 'one cock at a time, please'."
by {WWPP}Redrum December 8, 2003
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blueberryfinklestine

person who eats own shit after eating blueberrys; the outcast of the group; not good with the ladies; is obsessed with fello male friend; claims to be a drunk, when really pours out the beer; races around and claims his mom broke his car; is in love with reid
you know who loves reid, blueberryfinklestine
by Big-T November 5, 2004
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