blobsicle

when youre being a blob and you’re also stuck in one place

“smoking that herb turned me into a blobsicle”

by howdidjuno July 31, 2022

Blobfish

A describing word for a person whos fat and their rolls look like massive german sausages. he loves dick and is always up for a weight competition.

"Hey it's a blobfish!"
"ÄHHHH THERES A BLOBFISH IN MY SEAT"

by BruceJuiceYT258 December 17, 2022

Blob

A blob is a big fat human that cannot even get up due to their enormous weight gain.

I feel like a blob of jello- *urp* I'm going to burst...

by Dibberman December 20, 2022

blobbler

blobbler: more rounded and bigger

santa looks more blobbler than last time

by MESaPhIrE January 21, 2023

Blobbin'

The state of being managed by an incompetent boss that picks their nose and resembles a blob when seated.

Person 1: Hey! How's it going?
Person 2: Blobbin'. (with an eyeroll)
Person 1: Sorry to hear! Hope he pops soon.

by ObviousCow August 28, 2022

Blobfish

World’s cutest fish

Known to be very smart and cool

She is a blobfish because she is cute.

by cuteblobfish7261 February 26, 2023

Blobby Trolls

Its a very fat overweight obese person on my front end preventing and or displacing the very thin and or attractive women. On the plus side as a survival mechanism and to keep from being abused by the other males attracted into the same space by various connections and associations she is deemed less attractive and less likely to have sexual inytercourse with much to the same effect as the observers. Blobby trolls are not gender specific and don't look like ungly trolls from the stories and or the movies and are more just unattractive to me from a "funn to have sex with perspective" and are last resort for breeding and or mating and or procreation purposes.

All those blobby trolls I have been subjected to work with and go on dates with in the past because the employer pay salary algorithm is so poorly judged, calculated and designed have put me off work paid work and dating applications to the point where I don't receive money anymore and I don't date. They so fat and obese too, and there's nothing that I know ho to do to fix it but they right in my square area work office and room allowance allocation. Its so frustrating. Surely there's a larger budget for shrinking the obese people like various slimming clinics? I know the gyms don't work. The buildings just get crowded out by mobs of variety.

by Patrick the Purple Starfish November 3, 2022