Banged in the face with a shitbag

An exclamation of disgust. Used specifically to elicit the visual of someone preforming fellatio on a person who currently has a colostomy bag.

“I’m going to bang you in the face with a shitbag”

“Well, Bang me in the face with a shitbag, that sucks.”

“Woke up this morning feeling like I got banged in the face with a shitbag”

by Lil hed February 24, 2025

Benedict

Always ahead of the game

Benedict is ahead of the game

by august_starfish April 22, 2025

Benedicting

To outright betray someone.

Mr. Arnold went on a Benedicting spree and joined the British red coats.

by Jahamez July 21, 2025

Benedict

A baby daddy's should of been last name...

Hey baby daddy your last name should of been Benedict cause u have been a dick ur whole life.

by 361kam July 3, 2025

Benedict's test

A test in which detects the presence reducing sugars in a solution. The test involves using Benedict's reagent, changing from blue to brick-red in an increasing sugar concentration.

"Dang, I forgot to label these sugar solutions"
"No worries, sample them and use the Benedict's test!"
"How does that help with clarifying their sugar concentration"
"Meow"

by really-real-name January 6, 2026

Ballard Benedict

Breakfast dish consisting of English muffin, topped with tradional bacon, poached eggs, & hollandaise sauce.

(Similar to eggs Benedict but substitutes Canadian bacon with tradional breakfast bacon)

I'd like the Ballard Benedict please.

by JBalla November 15, 2013

turbo banged

Turbo Banging (verb): The act of having sexual relations with someone in a rough and turbocharged manor. Getting fired up and expelling all your energy into repeated hard thrusts.

"I turbo banged Meghan so hard last night she wont walk straight for a week!"

"Turbo banging is how I roll'

by eastcoastlifestyle May 3, 2016