Beer Mug

When two males clash the tips of their penises together at simultaneous orgasm, causing the illusion of two full beer mugs being hit together causing foam to splash out.

Male#1: HEY! I think I saw Lance Armstrong riding his bike back there on the road.... I'm going to go back and try to talk to him.

Male#2: Got a man crush on lancey poo? Why don't you go beer mug with him.

by knockout9019 September 8, 2009

Beercrastinate

To avoid what you are supposed to be doing (studying, homework, work, cleaning) by drinking beer.

I was going to study but saw that the mountains were blue so i decided to beercrastinate with a few cold ones.

by BobbyD. February 17, 2010

beer poached

having a 'still good' beer taken from your reserved table/bar space by a friend or stranger whom may have mistaken it for their own, or perhaps just a douchebag that has formed an art of the technique.

Person A: "That asshole totally just took my beer..that whore!"
Person B: "Looks like you just got beer poached."

by EViL2uCe February 18, 2010

Beer Funeral

Drinking so much beer that you fucking die. But like, super hard dying.

Danielle broke up with her boyfriend and had a bad day at work. Sounds like she's going to have a beer funeral when she gets home.

by jesus peatz March 23, 2010

beer cute

when you see a girl that has the potential to be cute, after slamming back a minimum of 2 beers but not enough beers to obtain beer goggles

Coop: im not saying shes necessarily bad looking....shes just not hot

Me: eh, shes beer cute

by jlove6182 June 22, 2010

Beer Dibbling

One who has been drinking too much beer.

Comes from Mars Hill, North Carolina.
Northern Irish in origin ?

He's been beer dibbling.
Y'all going beer dibbling tonight?

Don't pronounce the g.

Beer Dibblin' etc

by ingle1 June 24, 2010

Beer Mattress

The act of drinking alcohol specifically to be able to sleep in an uncomfortable place. Typically used outdoors, when sleeping in the front seat of a car, or when sleeping on the floor of your friends dorm.

Kieth: Hey Bud, wanna come camping at the rock quary this weekend?

Me: Sure, do I need to bring anything special?

Kieth: Bring an air mattress, the ground is rocky.

Me: I'll be fine, I plan on bringing my Beer Mattress!

by dee-rock May 16, 2010