beating a dead penis

When someone excessively pesters you about whether you had an erection in response to seeing someone

Peter: So you had a massive boner the entire time, right?
Paul: No, dude, you're beating a dead penis.

by TheNonErect August 9, 2023

Breaking the habit

Memories consume
like opening the wound
I'm picking me apart again
you all assume
I'm safe within my room
unless I try to start againnnnn
I don't want to be the one
the battles always choose
cause inside I realise
that I'm the one confused
I don't know what's worth fighting for
or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate
and say what I dont mean
I don't know how I got this way
I know it's not alright
so I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habittt
tonight

clutching my cure
I tightly lock the door
I try to catch my breath again
I I I hurt much more
than anytime before
I had no options left againnnn
I don't want to be the one
the battles always choose
cause inside I realise

that I'm the one confused
I don't know what's worth fighting for
or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate
and say what I don't mean
I don't know how I got this way
I'll never be alright
so I'm breaking the habit

I'm breaking the habittt
tonightt
I'll paint it on the walls
cause I'm the one that falls
I'll never fight again
and this is how it ends
I don't know what's worth fighting for
and why I have to scream
but now I have some clarity
to show you what I mean
I don't know how I got this way
I'll never be alright
so I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaaaking the habitt
tonight

It's a song by linkin park

by a weem a we a weem a we eeeeee November 3, 2023

biscut baking

eye fucking; as in making bed-room eyes at a person, normaly making them horny.

OMG; that hot ATO guy was soooo biscut baking me on the B-Bus!!!

by BOOZIE Girl IU December 19, 2007

Web Baking

Chatting with a friend on the internet while both you and the friend are high. This is essentially getting high with a friend, but you aren't together.

Guy 1: "Me and J got so baked this weekend."

Guy 2: "That's chill. At whose house?"

Guy 1: "Both. We were Web Baking"

by haha420guysismokeweedhaha February 23, 2011

Binary braking

The way that a driver uses the brake when driving. Either it is full brake or no brake. Driver does not know how to feather the brake to make it more comfortable for the passengers.

The Chinese bus driver was binary braking all the way to factory and I damn near hit my head on the seat in front of me a dozen times.

by spewer69 April 28, 2011

Passenger Braking

When the driver of the car, that you are riding in, is driving so unpredictable, irratic, crazy, scary, or dangerous that you reactively slam on the brakes, even though you are in the passenger seat.

Yeah, last weekend, I got a ride with him, and promised myself I would never let him drive me in a car again! He had me passenger braking and holding on with both hands, the whole trip!

by StokedLove June 21, 2011

nebraska beating

when an induvidual playfully hits someone, but in return receives a full out spazz attack/beating

"wow kristen just gave avery a full on nebraska beating when all she did was tap her on the shoulder"

by AGOSLT July 7, 2012