bases of dating

The four bases in a relationship, like in baseball, where the partners try to get home. First base is equivilent to french kissing, not just kissing. Second base is touching of private extremities and/or apendages of the partners' body, aka boob touch. Third base is oral sex. Lastly a home run or four bases is full on, big time sex.

Person A: So how did your date go last night?
Person B: Pretty good. Me and Susie got to first base!
Person A: I didn't know you knew what the bases of dating were. Haven't you two only been dating for a few days?
Person B: Yeah, I'm going to try and see a movie at her house while her parents are out next week, mabye we can get to second!

by <.< Say What? >.> June 1, 2009

Third Base

Normally meaning to engage in digital or oral activity...But in the case of Bill our inexperienced friend having a girl sit by him.

Bill got to third base with Michelle last week on the couch in the basement.

by M&M January 10, 2005

fifteenth base

The act of raping a squirrel.

Dude, my Asian buddy was able to get to fifteenth base yesterday! I tried and couldn't fit.

by thefixer551 November 17, 2009

105th base

The act of having sex, while being drenched in chocolate. While Stevie Wonder is playing "chocolate rain" by Tay Zonday in the background. Then, Marilyn Manson runs by and blankets your body in whipped cream. Finally, the night is topped off by Halle Berry placing a cherry on your lips. Afterward, everyone eats marshmallows and plays "Funny Bunny"

Nick: "OMG last night was so amazing."

Gina: "What happened?"

Nick: "I so 105th based some girl yesterday."

Gina: "Holy shit dude that's awesome congratz!"

Nick: "Yeah thank q, and I'm probably going to 105th her again tonight"

by Neek123 November 11, 2009

Sex Bases

1st base: French Kissing
2nd base: Feeling
3rd base: Fingering
Home Run: Fuck

Basically:
French
Feel
Finger
Fuck

My boyfriend and I got to 3rd base (from the sex bases) last night!!!!!! It was amazing!!!

by Sexy Hottie January 7, 2009

Relationship bases

1st- french kissing
2nd- groping
3rd-oral

4th- sex
GRAND SLAM: anal

Last night we rounded all of the relationship bases and got a grand slam-kissing, groping, oral sex and ANAL!

by lolllolll December 7, 2017

35th base

Raping yourself while simultaneously being mauled by a corset wearing Gorrila. This must be performed inside a guitar painted with one million sets of female genitals.

Guy: Dude! 35th base is awesome!

Dude: Woah, doesn't it hurt?

Guy: Nah, I was orgasming constantly for days after. My wounds had head by the time it was all over.

by musefan2010 May 27, 2008