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bitcoin bandit 

Bitcoin Bandit is a term used in the com to represent them being a theif to cryptocurrency or one who simswaps. People known as plugwalkjoe, doc, jon, and alot more out there. plugwalk joe is known for hacking twitter and other social medias through a method known as simswap, his victims are celebrities such as EX twitter CEO, Donaldtrump, more. Doc is known for his notorious simswap hack that landed himself $15M in bitcoin/USD in 1 lick. Doc owns a few handles but the main known as @5 on instagram. the reason i added jon in that list is because recently he was caught flexing/flashing a lick he hit to be around $10M-20M with a few other friends split into 2 groups to accomplish this lick whos names are unknown at this time. jon is new to the scene but recently been investigated in Sinaloa, Mexico by the mexicans government for being apart of a huge drug scam involving the Sinaloa Cartel known to be ran by the infamous druglord/kingpin El Chapo aka one if the most wanted men in Mexico during his time. Jon was raided in Mexico around May of 2023 which caused this event to be posted all over tiktok and reportedly $3M in cash and 2 ferrari's 1 known as a LaFerrari driven by Jon himself who was seen fleeing the scene in a pickup truck and the other known as a Ferrari F8 Tributo driven by a associate who is still unknown to this day. He flashes all his wealth over instagram by the username @comandantejon and other alternative instagram accounts.
"Hey you know that guy hit a lick for 600k in btc" , "Oh nah that nigga a bitcoin bandit"
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drunken chip bandit 

Someone that, after a certain amount of beverages, disappears into the night, later to be found sneakily eating a copious amount of chips. Generally, the DCB ends their night with chip debris, or cheeto powder, all over their face.

May be abbreviated to DCB, which is close to another abbreviation, DB (abbreviation for douche bag). Coincidence? I think not.
You: "When and where'd you get that bag of Cheetos, Jon? How have you already eaten half of those, and how the hell did you sneak them into the strip club? What's wrong with you?"

Friend: "Oh, don't worry about him. He's a DCB (Drunken Chip Bandit)."

DCB/Jon: "nomnom crunchcrunchcrunch"
drunken chip bandit by youngjeasy December 14, 2011

No handed bandit

When you ride a bike with no hands and a handful of clout and swag
Ayo there goes Mari the no handed bandit
No handed bandit by Howwr October 27, 2020

The brand bandit!

The brand bandit is essentially the guy you takes your anal virginity in your sleep. Using his rush ability, he pounces on your ass from behind you, leaving you without the ability to walk for the next week!
Bake bliss - hey did you hear about that guy who took norbit melons anal virginity??

Messi Ferguson - wait are you talking about the brand bandit? He’s always using his rush ability!
Bake bliss - man that’s just the brand bandit!!

Big Dick Bandit 

When your man so damn fine, you can't help but throw the pussy at him. It don't matter if u mad, sad, or feeling however. If Daddy wants it, he's damn sure gonna get it.
Jason Sachsel, you really are my Big Dick Bandit! Nomatter what I try, I just can't resist you.
Big Dick Bandit by JessTHEbest424 September 23, 2022

Sandy Bandit 

When you are having sex with a female on a beach, you stick your penis into the sand and re-insert.
Susan didn't want to go swimming so I gave her a sandy bandit.
Sandy Bandit by Andy WM September 30, 2007

snatch bandit 

Somone who enjoys sex with other mens girlfriend or wife.
"If that guy hits on my wife one more time, i'll kill that snatch bandit!"
snatch bandit by Evil Weasel June 11, 2006