Bruce

Handsome

Bruce is handsome.

by Brucehasbigcock January 7, 2022

Bruce Sinclair

Is also known as Judas
People with this name are famous for betraying friends

Bruce Sinclair tells let's sleepover and leaves the place first

by Gandhi thatha January 22, 2022

Bruced

When a mate continuously says they're going to catch up with you and they pull out every time.

I just got Bruced by Luke again. The cunt keeps organising a catch up and pulls out last minute with another shit excuse. Every time.

by English is my 2nd language June 10, 2018

Bruce Willis

A term for a terrible preformance during sex, either in acting (like faking an orgasm) or with doing something very dumb.

You completely Bruce Willis’d that officer, now you’re going to, uh, jail I guess. I wonder what situation someone would even say this in, anyway. Matter of fact I wonder why I expended the effort to type this out. A waste of my time. You probably clicked away halfway through this and if you didn’t it’s because you don’t wanna stop reading any of these posts after you start them. You know what? Exit this tab. Get off of here. Go do something else othef than reading shitty Urban Dictionary definitions. I should. It’s almost 2AM where I’m at. My sleeping pattern is super unhealthy right now, I really shouldnt prolong it by being on my phone right now. I’m gonna get some sleep. Maybe that will help me.

by Dr Cyan July 25, 2018

Bruce Masson

A god who can do whatever he likes. Whenever he likes

Bruce Masson is a god ahhh scary god man doing crab walk at speed of light. I’m dead now because Bruce is op

by Jimmmmru May 2, 2022

Bruce

An old Scottish measurement for fermented dog crap.

It takes two measure of Bruce to start a decent bonfire.

by emcinto0 July 4, 2022

Bruce Campbell

Bruce Campbell is the most perfect man to ever exist, his real wife is Ida Gearson (hes been married before that) but it's actually me. 🤷 ♀️
Hes very smart and he's an amazing actor.

He was born in 1958 22nd June.

He plays the bestest character ever aka Ashley J Williams.

He is the love of my life.

"Bruce Campbell is gorgeous."
"That's literally facts."

by Blacklung1601 May 12, 2023