Attitude towards having a baby common in middle class. Treating own baby child as another expendable fashion item that can be switched off and put aside.
Person suffering from b.b.s. lives in a constant shock caused by the new born baby vomiting, urinating, defecating or screaming 24/7 while expected to be always nice, clean, smiling, babbling and wearing designer clothes like the Baby Born TM doll.
Symptoms include preoccupation with ANY sign of life of the baby (from a smallest pimple, that is taken care of immediately with much ado on internet forums to all the slimy secretions that the parents refuse to clean so as to "protect the natural flora"), severe mental retardation and irrational behaviour on the part of the mother (90% of cases) or the father.
Person suffering from b.b.s. lives in a constant shock caused by the new born baby vomiting, urinating, defecating or screaming 24/7 while expected to be always nice, clean, smiling, babbling and wearing designer clothes like the Baby Born TM doll.
Symptoms include preoccupation with ANY sign of life of the baby (from a smallest pimple, that is taken care of immediately with much ado on internet forums to all the slimy secretions that the parents refuse to clean so as to "protect the natural flora"), severe mental retardation and irrational behaviour on the part of the mother (90% of cases) or the father.
- My mother has bought Armani baby clothing, bling-bling Van Clef diamond pacifier AND a set Pupa baby cosmetics for 5000 dollars this week and then wrapped my little brother Tim tight and put him on a shelf for the night to take some rest. Weird.
- Nope, she just suffers from the baby born syndrome.
- Nope, she just suffers from the baby born syndrome.
by TomGore May 21, 2009
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You should consider yourself forever lucky if you ever get to meet her, and even more so if she looks you in the eye. Boroka IS love...
You should consider yourself forever lucky if you ever get to meet her, and even more so if she looks you in the eye. Boroka IS love...
Boroka is the godess.
by Juniperus February 3, 2010
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by archistudent October 30, 2011
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Sweet but kinda h.
Just as intelectual and beautiful as a Borja can be (a lot).
Everyone who knows a Borja gets blessed.
Sweet but kinda h.
Just as intelectual and beautiful as a Borja can be (a lot).
Everyone who knows a Borja gets blessed.
by Lucy's Tail May 1, 2020
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Formed in 1995 and still going.
Just recently released an acoustic album entitled Origin, which is also great.
All black metal fans go check them out. Now!
DISCOGRAPHY
(1996) Borknagar
(1997) The Olden Domain
(1998) The Archaic Course
(2000) Quintessence
(2001) Empiricism
(2004) Epic
(2006) Origin
Formed in 1995 and still going.
Just recently released an acoustic album entitled Origin, which is also great.
All black metal fans go check them out. Now!
DISCOGRAPHY
(1996) Borknagar
(1997) The Olden Domain
(1998) The Archaic Course
(2000) Quintessence
(2001) Empiricism
(2004) Epic
(2006) Origin
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