bastardous

the act of being a bastard.

ex) BJ didn't call me back on that bag. He is being bastardous.

by ~The Bastard~ January 5, 2009

Bastard Car

Car with no brand name on the back, leaving all people driving behind it puzzled.

Guy 1: What brand's that car? I can't figure it out.
Guy 2: I dunno man, its a bastard car.

by TheDanny385 March 5, 2011

bastarded

Being an annoyong psychopath with an IQ of less than 80.

My bastarded friend, Steve, was still in a special class in high school, even though he could dismember a live body in under 20 seconds.

by onlyi2i January 20, 2012

bastardmobile

Your cheating ex-husband/ex-boyfriend's car.

He parked his bastardmobile half on the lawn when he dropped off the kids.

by greenskate October 29, 2012

Beastalicious

beastalicious status is achieved when a person is so extremely good looking that they have exceeded human comprehension, thus making them non-human and highly pleasing to the senses.

"OMG Becky, that boy is beastalicious!

by Special Kace December 10, 2016

Bastardo

Spanish for bastard.
Illegitimate child, a child born to unmarried parents

1)My parents we're just stupid teens hooking up and my momma got knocked up with me and my dad didn't want anything to do with me or my mother so that makes me a Bastardo.

2) A baby mommas child is always a bastardo because in order to qualify to be a baby momma you have to be unwed even if living with the father.

by Krillin Kid February 22, 2017

bastardious

Adjective

A thing that...um...is a...uhhh..a bastard.

That damn vladislav, I was about to give him permissions before he left, that bastardious guy.

by balag12 April 10, 2017