beat the fireman

to jerk off or masterbate

I'm going home to beat the firemaninto submission.
I'm so horny today,I'm going to punch the clownlike he owes me money.

by J0esm0mma April 14, 2008

Guts Beat

Deep dicking, pounding sexual intercourse. Cervix busting deep penetration.

I can’t wait to get home. I’m gonna get the guts beat by Rodney.

She screamed my guts beat, my guts beat the whole time.

by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018

Beat Tipping

When you masturbate and focus primarily on the head of the penis, thereby 'beating the tip'.

"aw man, I caught my little brother beat tipping again :("

by Al Day November 9, 2008

Secondary Beating

Masturbating vigorously for a second time right after busting one nut just wasn’t enough.

Sean didn’t even wipe his nut off his chest before he commenced a secondary beating.

My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.

by Dick Onchin August 20, 2021

Beat Bait

Anything pertaining to something so attractive or generally awesome, it produces the overwhelming urge to masturbate. Usually on the spot.

"Jesus! Did you see the rack on Jama? Totally beat bait."
"Dude, respect. Your girl is beat bait."
"OMFG! The new Radeon! 1700 shader units? Beat bait."

by amdaddict November 20, 2009

beat the feet

To leave for another destination

I (we) have to beat the feet and get to the appointment.

by teaserus August 17, 2016

Beats me

Not what your redneck dad does.

I can’t tell how this shit works, beats me.

by Yourvum July 2, 2021