cunt

1. The left over fleshy part surrounding a woman's vagina

2. Owner of above said vagina

1. Father takes son to bedroom where the mother is passed out, sleeping naked. He points between her legs and says "Son, that is a vagina", then he points to the rest of her and says "and that's a cunt!" :)

2. Yin & Yang of the female body. Vagina being nice & sweet; The owner-not. (often caused by marriage)

by J0esm0mma April 14, 2008

beat the fireman

to jerk off or masterbate

I'm going home to beat the firemaninto submission.
I'm so horny today,I'm going to punch the clownlike he owes me money.

by J0esm0mma April 14, 2008