Definitions by J0esm0mma

beat the fireman 

to jerk off or masterbate

I'm going home to beat the firemaninto submission.
I'm so horny today,I'm going to punch the clownlike he owes me money.

beat the fireman by J0esm0mma April 14, 2008

cunt

1. The left over fleshy part surrounding a woman's vagina

2. Owner of above said vagina

1. Father takes son to bedroom where the mother is passed out, sleeping naked. He points between her legs and says "Son, that is a vagina", then he points to the rest of her and says "and that's a cunt!" :)

2. Yin & Yang of the female body. Vagina being nice & sweet; The owner-not. (often caused by marriage)

cunt by J0esm0mma April 14, 2008