by FaxMachine_OnlySpitFax August 16, 2021

Epic battle between foes to out-do each other with irritating and annoying youtube clips. Usually played via PM / IM in a tit-for-tat fashion accompanied by gratuitous smacktalk.
See: MediaWars.com
Excerpt of a youtube battle;
dood 1: "i counter ur Rick Astley with Abba!"
dood 2: "AIIIIIEEEE!!1"
dood 1: "I WIN TEH JEWTOOB BATTLE!11! lolpwnz0rd"
See: MediaWars.com
Excerpt of a youtube battle;
dood 1: "i counter ur Rick Astley with Abba!"
dood 2: "AIIIIIEEEE!!1"
dood 1: "I WIN TEH JEWTOOB BATTLE!11! lolpwnz0rd"
by homad May 12, 2009

Since those suffering from Mental Retardation are incapable of fighting, they solve their differences by talking really fast in an attempt to give the opponent a seizure.
Standard rap battle:
1: fizzle shizzle nigga nizzle fo shizzle mizzle kizzle gizzle bitch
2: *falls to ground shaking uncontrollably*
1: fizzle shizzle nigga nizzle fo shizzle mizzle kizzle gizzle bitch
2: *falls to ground shaking uncontrollably*
by Spatter Artist April 9, 2006

by 2zpach December 17, 2008

9K Racing Battle Stanced
Track ready cars who care about performance and looks.
Stretch tires are lame as fuck so beef it up with some meaty tire fitment.
Ready to rock
Track ready cars who care about performance and looks.
Stretch tires are lame as fuck so beef it up with some meaty tire fitment.
Ready to rock
by 9K Racing November 3, 2012

The art of holding in a large deuce, in a highly competitive setting. Socially acceptable for male, while chicks caught G Battling are deemed unfuckable.
"Oh man, I just missed that entire lecture...Kevin and I were G Battling the entire class. He went home to change."
by I-70 Dumper October 9, 2008

when you are sitting in class and a fart comes along, but you struggle not to release it. The ensuing battle between you and the fart is called a fart battle.
When observing one in the midst of a fart battle they can often be found making funny faces, and are generally enveloped in extreme focus. These battles are extremely dangerous, as the fart could at any moment explode and overwhelm the victim or those those around him/her.
When observing one in the midst of a fart battle they can often be found making funny faces, and are generally enveloped in extreme focus. These battles are extremely dangerous, as the fart could at any moment explode and overwhelm the victim or those those around him/her.
guy 1 - dude today in math I had to fart so bad, it was so hard to keep it in
guy 2- i know what u mean, I have fart battles all the time
guy 2- i know what u mean, I have fart battles all the time
by fart battle master April 12, 2010
