baltimore car jacking

The act of someone taking a shit in someone eles's car.

I was the victom of a baltimore car jacking! He said he could not hold it.

by Slap Happy September 17, 2006

batman

Other than the superhero himself, 'batman' is used as a term to describe something cheesy and usually old school, but still cool - something that is 'camp'. (i.e. listening to certain 90's music, watching certain old television shows, etc.)

Michael: What the fuck is this shit, Richard?!
Richard: This? This is Kurtis Blow!
Michael: This shit sucks, and it's super old!
Richard: You're kidding me. This shit's batman.
Michael: Yeah, maybe five years ago when listening to 80's hip-hop was cool.

by Timmy Sanders January 2, 2008

batman that ho

It's when you kill her parents.

Yo dawg lets batman that ho

by batman_and_robin2 October 12, 2008

human bathmat

It's that thing of when midgets have dreadlocks and they lie down on the floor.

Did you see those human bathmats at New York's hottest club, Slash?

by trikeman May 23, 2010

Batman-it

The conscious decision one makes to spend an entire weekend indoors getting OYF and talking smack to their friends. Usually done within the comfort of a batcave with the aid of a five dollar note and a heated plate. The 3 day long binge often ends with a hectic sesh and some xannies.

"Yeeeeeeah bra, whats the plan for the long weekend?"
"I was thinkin to just Batman-it"

"Where was Bud last night?"
"He batmanned it, hard."

by LaFemme19 June 14, 2009

Baltimore Pizza Roll

An Arab form of sex in which a woman deeply shoves her nails in a guy's penis hole, repeatedly shoves it up and down, and then delicately licks the never ending flow of blood from his dick as if the sauce of a pizza roll.

Angelina gave her boyfriend an unsuspecting baltimore pizza roll which made him orgasm profusely.

by lickdapussay April 25, 2015

Snorkel-Bating

The act of putting on a snorkel and watching yourself masturbate underwater

I totally caught Steve Snorkel-Bating in the community pool

by Big Lurch 75 January 27, 2011