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average black girl

Being an average black girl knowing what suffering feels like and learning to rise above it. It’s about being kicked down over and over again and having absolutely no idea how you’re going to get yourself back up, but somehow always do. It’s about believing in yourself.
I wish I had an average black girl in my life to help me through my struggles, they real af.
by That average black girl January 6, 2017
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Average

The worst insult you could be given. Meaning something that is nothing special or normal and doesn't stand out. Something that is unimpressive can be described as 'average'.
Your dress looks average
by Jack Stagg July 31, 2010
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bad joke alert

When sombody says a bad joke sombody else will come back with Bad Joke Alert to shoot down his awful joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cross to the other side!



Bad joke alert.
by J-lizzle July 3, 2005
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average

Formally, "average" refers to one of two measures of a data set:

The data set's mean: sum all the items in the data set and divide by the number of items summed. If three children have heights of 2 feet, 3 feet, and 5 feet, then their mean height is 3 and 1/3 feet.

Imagine an extra-long yardstick. Now let's say we hang bowling balls of equal weight from the yardstick at the 2-foot mark, the 3-foot mark, and the 5-foot mark. Assuming the bowling balls don't all slide off, the yardstick should balance if it's held near the 3 and 1/3 foot mark. This is a general observation about the mean that might be helpful if you're wondering what to think of it.

The data set's median, or its middle item. If three children have heights of 2 feet, 3 feet, and 5 feet, then their median height is 3 feet. Statisticians disagree on how the median is defined with respect to a data set with an even number of elements.

It's really quite unfortunate the way "average" has come to mean two things. I strongly recommend the use of "mean" or "median" if you know what the fuck you're talking about.

Informally, the word "average" is even more misused. I can accept sentences like "The average adult watches 4.5 hours of television a day," even though they're technically incorrect--a little rhetorical flourish is fine. But the commonly accepted meaning of "average" is certainly **not** "just under par", as some Urban Dictionary users seem to use it.
The average american household has 2.4 cars and 2.5 children.
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whom alert

An alert that is called when one is trying to sound smarter than they really are. In more severe cases, a whence alert may be necessary.
Jim: So Rob, how's that advanced calculus class going?
Rob: I'm not certain for whom the curriculum was written, but I am definitely far too brilliant to be wasting my time on this tripe.
Jim: That's it, buddy! I'm calling a whom alert on you!
by slaufer January 25, 2006
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abertillery

Complete and utter twat infested shit hole.
My God! I went drinkin in Abertillery on Sunday night. What a complete and utter twat infested shit hole!
by owlsareevil January 29, 2007
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average handle time

One of a call center's metrics that defines about how long it takes you to handle one call. Usually abreviated called AHT and run together so it sounds as a single three-syllable word.
Rob's AHT was pretty high because he had to do The Big Nasty a bunch of times this week.
by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004
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