Auto correct

The worst thing ever invented

Yo, stupid auto correct

by Nyan sans February 28, 2017

Auto Erotic Charizardation

When you are jerking off and before you nut you light your pubic hairs on fire. Then proceed to nut and put out the flames then grab a hand held mirror and yell "I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN".

Guy 1: Hey dude.
Guy 2: Yo bro you tryna hang out tonight?
Guy 1: Nah I'm gonna be busy.
Guy 2: With what?
Guy 1: Oh just some auto erotic charizardation.
Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Guy 1: IT'S THE BEST MAN!

by Chute Mi Plez November 9, 2020

grand theft auto five

Grand theft auto is game that will make you evil you kill people with car and gun with michal and trebber

Girl: wanna smash
Person: *kills her with car*

Friend: wanna smoke crack
You: no I’m playing grand theft auto five

In grand theft auto five you kill people it is made by Donald trump

by Rolbloxoof February 10, 2018

auto stec

any person in a vehicle that drives by your house that you don't want to be seen by.

some yells "auto stec" and everyone ducks.

by Deb_V November 11, 2006

Auto Ass

Auto Ass is when you have girls on deck to lay the law down on. Auto coming from having ass already secured before you even see the girl.

We have auto ass at this party we’re gonna get laid

by Kobekilla18 March 1, 2022

auto-balk

When one is on hold in an automated system, then seemingly a line opens, starts ringing, only to place you back on hold.

I had been on hold for over twenty minutes, the line rang four times, and then they auto-balked me.

by Gaddo007 March 20, 2012

auto-camp

The fake, pseudo-gay accent hetrosexuals automatically use when confronted with a gay (sales) man.

So, he asked me what I thought of his shoes and I went straight into auto-camp, threw up my hands and cried "Darling! They're FABulous!"

by Lord Ducksworth May 3, 2011