Alley Vlogiannitis

A very small but cute girl, most of the time has a very nice bum and large tits. Alleys tend to only be good at one sport, soccer. They complain a lot and think that the whole world is against them, when this definitely is not the case. They also have trouble with guys, many guys like them but they can never pick the right one. Also, in school they suck up to teachers as much as possible even though they think teachers hate them also.

Dude, that girl was fit like an Alley Vlogiannitis" or "Man, that girl needs to stop being an Alley Vlogiannitis and stop sucking up to the teacher"

by lennyd November 21, 2010

alleywhacker

alleywhacker - (noun) someone one urinates or does other disgusting and unlawful things in alleys.

The alleywhacker and streetwalker were arrested for public lewdness.

by banjomandan December 11, 2011

alley cats

an umbrella term for inebriated public urination, usually taking place at 2am in a dark Milwaukee alley.

GERRY: "I gotta alley cats so bad."
MIKE: "Dammit, me too."
GERRY: "Let's try this sketchy looking alley over here."

by mainecoone November 5, 2012

alleycatting

alleycatting,

Is a popular term for a type of urban car-less dogging, traditionally found in northern towns. Outdoor public sex in the alleys between back to back houses, while being observed by voyeurs and for the titilation of curtain twitchers..

Alleycatters is the name for the people who partake in this fetish

I drank six pints and then went out and did some alleycatting, last night..

by maleyprops April 11, 2013

alley bacon

Bacon that you find in an alley and subsequently consume despite warnings from your better judgment.

The only time Carla had bad bacon was when she ate alley bacon. It was salty, had gristly fat, and was of questionable authenticity.

by JiveMasterT June 5, 2013

Alleydicking

A "quickie" by definition. Although it's a special term used by hookers and their clients.

Dude1: "man, I need sex."

Dude2: "there's a cockeyed hooker in the alley behind my house. Why don't you give her a good ol' alleydicking?"

Dude1: "rad! Don't worry, I'll be back in time to finish our game of Chess"

by Dekrepit90 July 3, 2014

alley trash

When you're drunk or high on drugs and horny and cruising the alleys for a sexual partner.

I'm high and horny and heading out to find some alley trash.

by ChitownGriff March 2, 2015