Alice

Alice is a blue eyed penis face, smelly, meany. She often spasses the fuck out for no reason. She is fairly high on the spectrum and looks like an absolute reptile. She’s long as fuck but has Barrie doll feet and a PHAT ass deformed lookin pinky finger. If you see her she’ll probably be limping cos one of her legs was stolen from a midget which left the midget in a wheelchair. Horrible when you think about it.
Person1: See that girl with the tiny ass leg and fucked up pinky

Person2: oh yeah Alice
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She is stunning and doesn’t even realize how much so. She wore boys clothes in 3rd grade but slowly gained her own cute little style. She is super athletic and jacked tbh and has an obsession with One Direction.
Mason AND Connor: Shes so perfect.

Gianna: Yeah duh she’s Alice?
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super cool woman who plays too much genshit impact and secretly has a massive 12 inch cock
random guy: damn her penis is huge
other guy: yuh thats alice lmao
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Alice is always jealous of liamm because she loves him so much and he gets simps and she doesn't
You're jealous! You're such an Alice!!
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Alice is a beautiful girl she’s really smart and talented. She is a positive girl and always see the good things on people no matter what . She can be super sensitive sometimes with other people’s opinions but no matter what she always tried to be happy. She’s funny, smart , beautiful and really shy but she’s a great person . She doesn’t have a boyfriend because she’s to good for a boy to play with her. She’s quite and shy person first when you meet her but after you know her more you will never going to let her go of your life . Alice is a gray friend that friend that you can trust and tell her things and she’s not going to judge you, shes going to help you and be there for you she puts her friends before of her and would always puts her family and friends before herself she’s a very nice girl and a loyal friend she’s always going to make you happy and never let you be sad you should have a girl like Alice and your life and always treat her nice and take care of it and value it because it is worth a lot
She’s cute , smart , shy and adorable probably an Alice
by Sofi_priv November 20, 2023
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A mentally unstable suicidal piece of shit with stomach problems
There goes Alice, she’s a whore
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All Alices are the most amazing young girls. They support all people, regardless of race or gender. If you meet me, you will know, you cannot compare. Alice is smarter than you, more beautiful then you, and you are a horrible dust mite compared to me. Don’t think about challenging me, I may be small, but I WILL pummel you to the ground and kick your face until you pass out. 😀
Everyone- that girl is SO amazing and beautiful, both intellectually and physically. I will never compare. I should be her servant.

Alice- Bow before me faithful slaves! We will take over the world!!😆
by Youallaredustmites June 10, 2020
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