absolute mess

when one is found in a state of paralysis, vomit stains on their clothing and an elastic band placed around the head as a chin strap.

the male version tends to have their rod protruding from the zip area of the lower garments.

'I seen your man (TQ) in an absolute mess outside the bar on Sunday'

by jamiej13 May 28, 2014

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Absolikely

You're sure you're right but you're hedging your bet.

Are you sure the capital of California is Sacramento? Absolikely!

by gorillapoop July 28, 2015

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absolutely wanked

A term used to mean 'drunk' used accidentally as opposed to 'absolutely wankered' when someone is trying to describe their state of drunkness... whilst drunk.

"Ere Billy come up mine tonight pal, yeah?"
"Sos m8 absolutely wanked on pimms ygm lad"

by FuckinBlazeItM8 October 29, 2015

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absolutely louis walshed

When you fall over spectacularly.

"I absolutely louis walshed myself off my bike on the way to school today".

by :S:S:S:S:S: May 21, 2016

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Absolfrickenutely

When you agree with something, and "absolutley" just doesn't cover it. But you don't want to say "absolfuckingutely" because that's like a bad word, man.

Girl: The wedding is number one
Super cool guy: Absolfrickenutely!

by JimmyHalpert July 23, 2016

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