asshole

The worst type of person. A person who is basically scared, small, unintelligent, unable to articulate a coherent thought, unable to write a coherence sentence. A person who is ignored in every conversation so shows up to public meetings with captive audiences where no one can shut him up and talk endlessly in a rural drawl that is fundamentally unintelligible. A person who has wasted his life by being bitter, hopeless, unloving, withholding, selfish, unskilled, mean, petty, and unfaithful. A person who advises a student council group and steals its money to give his son DJ equipment so that his son can use the equipment unethically for his own DJ business. A person who uses public money to purchase popcorn and cotton candy machines that he uses for his own profit. A person who has a duty to protect children as a teacher but instead chokes them into unconsciousness if they are Mexican. A person who thinks that, even with everything they have done in this life that is illegal, unethical, and wrong, thinks that his ‘one true religion’ allows him to escape the consequences of his actions and his personality. A person who hides behind anonymous gossip flyers distributed to employees in order to discredit employees of a school district, even if it hurts kids, to get what he wants politically. A person who hurts kids and embarrasses them in public meetings because he thinks it will get him what he wants. A person who is an asshole.

Vernon: I am going to choke the shit out of that student becuase he is a Mexican.

Frank: Don't be such an asshole, Vernon. That is totally uncool.

by Law on my side April 24, 2008

ashley

shes gorgeous, and funny and very street smart. she has problems concentrating at times and gets very distracted. she suffers from Aniexty or depression but she doesnt let anyone know. but she is unlike any girl you will ever go out with. at first she will have a wall, and it will be hard to break down. but just keep pushing ask her questions get to know the REAL her not what everyone thinks she is. she can be perfect she can be everything a guy ever wanted if you just give it time and get her to open up to you. you will not regret it trust me. losing an Ashley is a sad thing. shes basically perfect people just don't see it behind her messy hair. she has problems that she doesn't like talking about. but she is really kind and loving, as soon as you break through that tall wall of hers you will see how perfect she is.

ashley's boyfriend: she acts like she doesnt even care about us, and she never wants to talk about anything person i think i love her but i dont think she loves me
friend: she does trust me, just love her.

by yolo jones February 24, 2013

Ashlee Simpson

A stupid talentless bitch who lipsyncs.
And gets boo'ed out of stadiums.
See "lipsync.us"
See "PWNED"

I got stabbed in the throat so I had to do an "Ashlee Simpson"

by GFY January 5, 2005

asshole

1.The slang term for the opening at the end of the digestive tract.
2. A person that causes extreme irritability through their actions. Also used as a derogatory word.

Ex. 1. His asshole really hurts.
Ex. 2. That teacher gave me a shitload of homework, what an asshole.

by Sancho2523 April 15, 2006

Venautu Volcano Ahole

This technique requires a smouldering piece of coal, which is then inserted into an individual's anal cavity. This is then pushed deeper in by the partners penis often causing severe burns to the penis head and has been known to melt the Urthrea together making urinating impossible. The smouldering coal proceeds to melt a hole in the large intestine allowing the free flow of feces and often undigested food and biol out of the body. When this occurs the partner removes his burnt penis and replaces it with his face and mouth to 'lap' up all the feces and biol. Due to the high diet of sea food amongst the population this can cause quite a bad smell, often making their partner sick into the recipents mouth. This technique became almost gospal over the last three decades and is no enjoyed by a good population around the world.

Venautu Volcano Ahole?

Of course I'm fijian aren't I?

by Mirko Mirko March 31, 2011

ashlea

god...thats it
considered by many to be the reincarnation of the lord

Ashlea saved the world from the apocalypse

by ashlea worshipper January 6, 2008

ashlee simpson

some talentless chick caught lip-synching on LIVE tv...what a dumbass...she had the nerve to blame her band for playing the wrong so ng..then she put a statement on her website saying she had to lip-synch because of, as she wrote it, acid "refux"...she was also booed offstage at the Orange Bowl Halftime show...she makes lame-ass attempts at being punk or tomboyish...she got her own fucking show for no fucking reason...

"hi im jessica simpsons little sister, because im related to someone only slightly talented i should be rewarded with my own show and record contract, even though i suck"

by Mr. Ed March 8, 2005