Top most wanked to people featured on thankyourwank.com The Wall of Wanks includes man, woman and celebrities that the users of the website +1 everytime they wank thinking about them.
Everyone wanks so hard at Hayley Williams that no wonder she is always featured on the wall of wanks of thankyourwank.com
by WankMistress July 11, 2011
by Happy octopus December 18, 2013
Josh: Hey man I just had sex with Ashley!
Brad: Yea, but don't you have a severe case of premature ejaculation?
Josh: Yea, but I had a saftey wank just minutes before!
Brad: Yea, but don't you have a severe case of premature ejaculation?
Josh: Yea, but I had a saftey wank just minutes before!
by Robustwater June 21, 2015
when there's not full access to a penis and so a full grip of the hand cannot be obtained such as in the cinema when your dicks inevitably through the bottom of the popcorn box, so the index and middle finger become like the claw of a hammer and the penis being like the nail that's being pulled giving a better grip
by Mattc96 February 25, 2015
Masturbating prior to having penetrative sex in the hope that this will prevent the male from experiencing premature ejaculation.
Howay, man. I hope you're not gonna shoot your load too quickly.
Dinnae worry, pet. I had an insurance wank in the toilet at Pizza Hut just before we left. Now get a load of this...
Dinnae worry, pet. I had an insurance wank in the toilet at Pizza Hut just before we left. Now get a load of this...
by Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead January 10, 2011
The feeling which comes as a result of mastebating in a way that, at the time seemed like an awesome idea.
After quietly rubbing one out in his mothers room as she slept, Dave was overcome with Crippling wank shame.
by C-Toppa March 13, 2014
by Cleggfu September 15, 2013