wall of wanks

Top most wanked to people featured on thankyourwank.com The Wall of Wanks includes man, woman and celebrities that the users of the website +1 everytime they wank thinking about them.
Everyone wanks so hard at Hayley Williams that no wonder she is always featured on the wall of wanks of thankyourwank.com
by WankMistress July 11, 2011
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wank bankrupt

Finding out your wank bank is empty or any pictures used for wank material are gone/deleted
Hernandez: I deleted all my nudes
Olivia: What your wank bankrupt!
by Happy octopus December 18, 2013
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saftey wank

Having a Wank before having sex with an individual in order to prevent premature ejaculation.
Josh: Hey man I just had sex with Ashley!
Brad: Yea, but don't you have a severe case of premature ejaculation?
Josh: Yea, but I had a saftey wank just minutes before!
by Robustwater June 21, 2015
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hammer wank

when there's not full access to a penis and so a full grip of the hand cannot be obtained such as in the cinema when your dicks inevitably through the bottom of the popcorn box, so the index and middle finger become like the claw of a hammer and the penis being like the nail that's being pulled giving a better grip
Was sittin in mass and Jess gave me such a hammer wank
by Mattc96 February 25, 2015
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Insurance Wank

Masturbating prior to having penetrative sex in the hope that this will prevent the male from experiencing premature ejaculation.
Howay, man. I hope you're not gonna shoot your load too quickly.
Dinnae worry, pet. I had an insurance wank in the toilet at Pizza Hut just before we left. Now get a load of this...
by Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead January 10, 2011
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Wank Shame

The feeling which comes as a result of mastebating in a way that, at the time seemed like an awesome idea.
After quietly rubbing one out in his mothers room as she slept, Dave was overcome with Crippling wank shame.
by C-Toppa March 13, 2014
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Phantom Wank

When a male sits on his hand until numb then has a wank so it feels like someone else is doing it.
I felt particularly lonely so i had a phantom wank, to pretend i have a friend.
by Cleggfu September 15, 2013
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