Phantom Erection

An Erection felt but actually experienced, leaving one unable to reach an orgasm.

People who may experience this could be eunuchs, paraplegic/quadriplegics, or Lieutenant Dan.

"How Sucky would that be... A phantom erection, but no way to release...! Ugh." - Shorty

by Tojo June 27, 2014

Phantom Shopper

A person who Bids, or agrees to Buy something, but never pays for or shows up to get the item.

Hey that's a nice xbox you have there. Ill buy if Friday if you will hold it for me.
Friday gets here, and I do not return so I am a Phantom Shopper.

by mattballew May 14, 2015

phantom phase

To easily go through something as if you were a ghastly creature. Some may even say it's a phase.

This bitch on a phantom phase? He easily going through those thots as if he at BJs.

by MoscoTheGuy July 18, 2018

Phantom Power

Energy that is wasted by leaving electric devices plugged in when not in use.

If you're not listening to the radio, you should unplug it because it still uses phantom power.

by Jacksoncage January 29, 2021

Phantom Blunt

The act of smoking a blunt/joint without blunt/joint in hand.
Occurs whenever one sees/thinks another smoking a blunt/joint. This universally acts as a salute to fellow pot smokers.

I totally saw this guy smoking maui wowie, I would have gone there to request a hit, but i was with my mom.So i just phantom blunted to feel a millionth of a weed high.

by Pothead maxi September 02, 2010

Danny Phantom

When you're doing a poo and then get up to inspect the specimen and theres nothing in the bowl. Typically the pressure and angle when it hit the water meant its already disappeared under the dip in toilet pipe.

*wipes ass and stands up, looks down at the toilet*

OMG where is my poo?

"Mum! Come quick, I've done another Danny Phantom!"

by Fritzyboi July 17, 2022

Danny Phantomed

when it’s cold outside when you’re smoking weed so when you exhale you can’t tell if it’s smoke or just your breath. (cause danny phantom would like see his breath around other ghosts)
can be used as danny phantomed, danny phantoming, etc

yo dude I think I just Danny Phantomed can I take another hit?

by eggboi June 18, 2017