Armstrong Lie

A lie large enough that when caught, it'll bite you in the testicle.

I just caught my brother in an Armstrong Lie while he was sleeping with my wife.

by DB Beej July 17, 2014

Fluffer lie

A lie told by a man to try throw a woman off the mother lie that is coming. It is often completely ridiculous and does nothing but make the woman even more aware that the man is lying.

The weak fluffer lie that he told about how he might get called into work, told her what she already knew.

by PixiePiper November 30, 2016

Declan Lie

A lie that is typically very absurd, but very obviously a lie.

He said he beat battle-toads on his first try, it's obviously a Declan lie.

by californiagirl33 December 7, 2016

lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness

What America is REALLY all about, especially nowadays when 'most everyone is "just looking out for No. 1", and with so many greedy-a** Fletcher Reedes out there who are shamelessly willing to drag fellow humans into Court on grossly-exaggerated/trumped-up charges merely in a selfish effort to fatten their own wallets (or at least to be "famous for ten minutes"), not because said other hapless mortals actually committed any crimes or otherwise intentionally wronged them.

I've heard horror-stories about what dishonest and greedy/selfish jerks some of our nation's founding fathers were really like, so I wonder if their passage in the Constitution was merely a "cell-phone static" type pf error (i.e., just like the "totally-honorable" Enron officials had conscientiously told their subordinates over their cell-phones to "ship the documents to the Feds" but this message's audio-clarity had suffered in the staticky interference-filled airwaves, and so the subordinates had thought that their bosses had said, "Rip the documents to shreds"), and these money-hungry two-faced fibbers had actually written, "lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness".

by QuacksO June 24, 2019

Lie-Life

A person of who's life is a lie

He is a Lie-Life

by APersonWhoLivesInACardboardBox May 9, 2019

Erlend Lie

Crazy doctor, that likes sales too much. He also like to drive Saab, also called skabb. He drives really slow sometimes...... But he is good at sales

"Aeeeeh he lokes like Erlend Lie" "That old grandma is driving like Erlend Lie"

by My man Albert December 5, 2019

A Lie

A common for of British slang used at the end of a sentence or as a phrase to either:
1. Emphasise a Point
2. In Shock

1. John: That guy's such a wasteman
Bob: A lie!

2.Fred: Do you want some chips?
George: A lie?

by VossiBopper May 27, 2019