by Mj2020 November 09, 2017
a dusty monkey is a really bad prize or gift you reciece at a holiday/competion/birthday...etc.
Originates from East Kilbride near Glasgow in Scotland.
Originates from East Kilbride near Glasgow in Scotland.
Person 1-How was your birthday?
Person 2-AWW it totaly sucked my gran gave me this horrible dusty monkey.
Person 1-Dude that sucks.
Person 2-AWW it totaly sucked my gran gave me this horrible dusty monkey.
Person 1-Dude that sucks.
by YOURATOILET June 15, 2010
Guy 1: "I wonder what it was like before we had cellphones, email and texting?
Guy 2: "Man, i don't know! I wasn't born back in "dusty days". Thats waaaaay long before my time!
Guy 2: "Man, i don't know! I wasn't born back in "dusty days". Thats waaaaay long before my time!
by Good Thang Man January 03, 2011
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by xSUBJUGATORx June 01, 2017
When you pack uncooked rice into a girl's vagina. Then ALSO slip in an enema. Have the girl squirt out both, cook it, then eat it.
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